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[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 70 points 8 months ago

Hey. Do you remember when there was a subreddit called punchable faces?

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 57 points 8 months ago

"It’s a little bit of an unfortunate situation there, but from Israel’s perspective I would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up,” Kushner said. “But I don’t think that Israel has stated that they don’t want the people to move back there afterwards.”

The little rat thinks the genocide isn't going far enough.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/28/opinion/editorials/jared-kushner-middle-east-palestinian.html

From 2019, the entire 'plan' has been to build up real estate which will immediately solve all problems (I assume they think through gentrification).

What happens next is anybody’s guess. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo admitted in a recent closed-door meeting with Jewish leaders that the plan may be “unexecutable.” But if Mr. Kushner can mobilize powerful investors and international businesses as cheerleaders for Mideast peace, he could make a real contribution.

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

What an utter sack of shit

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago

Trump's property is valuable. Does that mean we can bomb Trump and take it?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Trump’s property isn’t that valuable.

So that’s no, on the bombing. The taking… oh, it’s about to start….

[-] RainfallSonata@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

NY AG is about to take it anyway, no bombing required. Win-win!

[-] blackfire@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

The man is a ghoul wrapped in skin.

[-] mPony@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

This just in... Sources state that Jared Kushner's kidneys, liver, and spleen "could be very valuable" on the black market.
Sadly, his heart was deemed unfit for transplant.

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 8 months ago

Once again, saying the quiet part out loud.

[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

After saying "there's not much left of Gaza anyway"

So interesting how Zionists were saying israel isn't systematically bombing every house in Gaza. And now "there's nothing left so might as well take the land over". If only we had signs that this was the plan all along

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

The really sad thing is he's not wrong.

No country seems willing to try and force real change here, and given how barbaric the US has shown itself to be on the world stage, it's hard to blame them for their reticence to act.

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

I can only imagine the conversion:

PR Manager: Jared, you need to say something nice about Gaza.

Jared: WaTeRfRoNt PrOpErTy CoUlD bE vErY vAlUaBle!

PR: facepalm

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