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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 63 points 7 months ago

They didn't barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.

Except for the Sanderson sisters. They took a couple tries.

[-] NIB@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

They didn’t barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.

Sounds like a skill issue. If the witches were any good at witching, they wouldnt have died either.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

To be fair, Jesus was a lich. That's a whole other power level

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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

He was mostly dead. Not all dead.

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[-] phx@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

The Salem trials came later. I wonder if there discussion was like Townsperson 1: "So this woman with the wart, should we just nail her to a couple pieces of wood"

Townsperson 2: "Nah man, remember the last guy we did that with. Didn't take"

Townsperson 1: "Riiiight. So, wood, nails, and a bonfire then?"

Townsperson 2: Yeah that should do it"

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean....its not their fault male magic users are harder to kill.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 38 points 7 months ago

It wasn't his followers that killed him though. His followers did however torture and kill women.

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago

Ya but I'm pretty sure the witches' followers didn't kill the witches either. Obviously just needed more followers. Clearly, the predominant religion is the one with the most followers willing to kill competing dark arts users. It's basically politics.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

this is where i wish lemmy had r/askhistorians because i remember for a fact there’s some mandela effect here and culturally we are misremembering something key but as a non-historian i’d look like an idot trying to call it out

edit: ok i figured it out and my point is moot. i am remembering that the Salem witch trials in America did not involve burnings, but hangings. however the witch trials in Europe very much did involve burning.

sorry for the semi-useless comment haha

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago

Yes, the penalty for being a witch was hanging. Unfortunately the test to prove you were a witch sometimes involved tying you up and throwing you into a lake to see if you float or sink, and if you float then they would hang you. Of course the situation resolved itself if you didn't float. No one ever floated.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Or putting you under a stone.

Giles Corey, one of the more famous Salem victims. His wife was tried for witchcraft, and while he stood against her, he got wrapped up in it, too. They placed large stones over his body, telling him if he confessed he would be given a clean death.

His last words are reported to be "More weight".

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

They killed him because he pissed off the State, not because magic tricks.

[-] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago

Jesus was killed because he angered the Pharisees (specifically the Priests) by defying their authority and teaching the new covenant. The Romans (aka "the state") were only invested insofar as it would prevent a revolt. Pontius Pilate found no fault in Christ and offered Barrabas instead (a convicted murderer) but the Pharisees would not relent and wanted Jesus crucified. Pilate famously washed his hands of the business because even he knew it was an injustice.

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Theres a film about the book about it.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 7 months ago

They killed him on a fancier stake, too!

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