I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Delphia@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 47 points 7 months ago

The classics:

Mike Hawk
Mike Hunt
Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh Jass
Wayne King
Buster Hyman
Drew Peacock
Pat McRauch
Phil McCracken
Jack Mehoff
Richard Head
Anita Koch
Amanda Bone
Connie Lingus
Jenna Talia

[-] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe's bar ..

Hello is there an Amanda there?

Uh .... I don't know, let me check.

Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.

OK ..... HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? .... AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS!!!???

bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

WAIT A MINUTE!!! .... WHY YOU LITTLE!!!! ... WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ... I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!!

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago

Maybe he saw the movie Porky's https://youtu.be/VjnpqFXuNzc

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[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Such a classic.

[-] amelia@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a great workplace.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:

Haywood Jablome
Dick Biggenicci
Oliver Klozov
Jackie Knoff
Matt Stirbader
Anya Niece
Mike Oxmall
Bea Shermeet
Saul Teaload
Ilene Eulich
Eaton Beaver
Dixie Recht

[-] ReCursing@kbin.social 40 points 7 months ago

X Æ A-12

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

That’s just cruel

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 10 points 7 months ago

The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...

IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago

Peter File

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 points 7 months ago

WHO'S A PAEDOPHILE?

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 7 months ago

Heywood Jablome

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

McLovin

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Did u check his ID, make sure he's 18 ?

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.

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[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

McLovin

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Terry Wrist for a friend

Peter Ian Staker for myself

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Al Kyder and Terry Wrist

The Chasers War on Everything

https://yt.cdaut.de/watch?v=4wK_yQ6p8hU&local=true

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Super McBatman

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

cock wizard

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Streetlamp Le Moose

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Torb Borbson

[-] Vej@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Hunter2

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Donald J Trump

[-] OxidantZero@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Peter File

EDIT: Source "The IT Crowd"

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Dick Cock

Go ahead. Change his destiny.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy

I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Thurman Merman.

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

John Goff (his friends call him Jack)

[-] jehreg@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Max Wood

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I actually know a "Max Johnson"

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Sukha Madeek

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Bort

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Simpsons' writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm

[-] elbowgrease@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

a little blunt, but there's the classic Boaty McBoatface

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Myfriends Now Injail

[-] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Raj Patel.

[-] loopy@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

My high school teacher was named Richard Face. That pretty much writes itself.

Or “Ihave Noname” or “Whatis Yourname” would probably cause some confusion.

[-] nezbyte@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Johan Dandifop.

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