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That's a NO from me dawg...
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You're doing God's work.
Trump is Trump first, last, and only. Never have I personally witnessed such a large group with such dedicated self-delusion.
If you have to tell people you're an alpha male, you're not.
This guy is definitely not.
It also says "I'm poorly educated". in the wild, wolf packs are mostly families- a breeding pair and the kids that haven't left on their own yet.
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18
Wildly successful
About to bust out my stellar SAT scores and bag some incredible Trad Wife pussy
In the US, and basically everywhere else, being born into the right family is 95% of what makes someone "wildly successful", so I'm not sure that's totally wrong. He just didn't have to earn it like he should have to.
Ya p much. At 18 isn't really enough time to really earn success. You have to have been incredibly lucky in one way or another.
Or, more likely on this case, I'd guess moderately successful with help, and on the wrong side of the dunning-kruger to realize what "wild success" even is
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In the mirror universe, in 1952, a young Fred Willard was walking through a chemical plant when he fell into a vat of preservation fluids. Instead of drowning him, the fluids embalmed him alive, making him ageless, immortal... and evil. 72 years later, having mastered the art of crossing between realities, he now stalks our world, neither dead nor alive, seeking carnal pleasures and absolute power. He is... THE ALPHA MALE.
Coming to theatres this fall!
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Dudes name is Dick Strocher
I saw that. It has to be a satirical account, right?... Right?
Edit: praise the lawd, it's fake: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/richard-strocher
It's so hard to tell sometimes and that's the scariest part.
He almost certainly has plenty of Twitter followers who don't know it's a joke.
Alpha: unstable and unfit for the general public.
You have to appreciate the honesty
Or a fellon, seeing how the whole alpha wolf BS these guys base themselves on turned out to not exist in nature. That behaviour only exists in captivity.
Maybe by beta release they will add pigment and teeth.
At this point I'm suspecting every single one man who feel the need to write "Alpha Male" in his resumé to be gay with daddy issues.
He looks like he's been dead for a week.
The image is shopped, and it's a fake person anyway, lmao
Do you know for a fact it's shopped or are you just guessing? I honestly can't tell from the photo alone if it's real or not
edit: apparently the account itself is real at least and probably run by a reich-winger: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/who-is-richard-strocher-the-conservative-commentator-who-predicted-the-jewish-tunnels-explained (yes yes not the best source ever, but if it bothers anyone you can go find a better one)
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Dude looks like a Ben Shapiro incest baby
He looks like someone kicked a deflated football.
Oh shit, the young Jimmy Carr mannequin at Madame Tussaud's came alive and is now a real little boy.
On a side note, I couldn't remember Jimmy Carr's name, but googling "brittish standup annoying laugh" returned Jimmy Carr in the first result. I wonder what would happen if you googled "ventriloquist dummy turned standup comic most likely to be into snuff porn"
Update: it doesn't return Jimmy Carr, and don't google yourself :(
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Nobody is "wildly successful" at 18.
Well I mostly have As on my report card and I could have played lacrosse but I was too busy.
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Incels, trying to legislate their way into vajayjay.
So he ain't real? That's good, now I don't have to feel sorry for this guy looking like that.
Fake name, but a real white nationalist running the account and, shockingly, talking about real Secret Jewish Tunnels that he probably wasn't actually involved with but are hilarious.
How can you be 18 and successful?
Your rich parents die young.
And you secretly dress up as a giant bat and beat up petty criminals to cope with your parents death, only making things worse in the long run.
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Got his make up done at the mortician.
And certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
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It does look like it's taken in a cemetery and he's been freshly dug up.
The original joke but reworded.
from thine deathly pallor one could mistake
your mortal form, once dead now wakes
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Ok so we accept all body shapes but not all body materials?
Looks like Carl from Pixar’s “Up” but if he died 55 years earlier and they Weekend-at-Bernie’s him for the movie.
Waxy
Zombie?
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