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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by FocusFire@lemm.ee to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

Gunners loading 40mm and 105mm aboard an AC-130

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[-] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 44 points 7 months ago

For those occasions when someone orders the top shelf ammo.

Also there's actually 3 ladders there. One pair of steps and two small standard ladders.

I suspect the standard ladders are shite. So they carry some battered steps to avoid having to use them.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Gotta go for the Don Sabot

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

As you can see, it is strapped to the shelf with the shells, so its obviously a load bearing support beam to prevent the shelf from falling.

[-] GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Ah lads it’s obviously for the high explosive rounds

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

For when Jackie Chan has to fight them.

[-] palitu@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Love it. Such a niche scene too

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

And somehow the best bit is when he just slides it forward and the dude's staff stops dead. All this frenetic action, and then one block conveys, this prop is solid.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

Clearly that's for gaining the high ground 🙄

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 7 months ago

That's for when they get close to a WWF match.

[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

The government signed a lucrative deal to a friend to buy 10 million ladders at at 1000 dollars a piece, so now each everyone gets a least one ladder to lug around. We gotta spend thoughs trillions some how. At least their friends and family to reap the benefits.

[-] Wutchilli@feddit.de 6 points 7 months ago
[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago

Indeed, my first thought was “wrong answers only buddy”

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

For going down to pick up dropped ammunition.

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

They found it on the road, and Dan wanted to keep it, so they pulled over and he was like free ladder. Highway loot is the best.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Junking day!

[-] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Judging based on how badly it’s bent it’s used as a persuasion device (hammer) when you don’t want to be within arms reach, like when dealing with explosive shells.

[-] mars296@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago
[-] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Along the length of the ladder. That style of ladder, when it’s folded up, like in the photo, should have the feet perpendicular to each other and touching, not offset like they are here.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

For appeasing the green tentacled LOX monster that lives on the ceiling

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Getting out of the plane and setting up the targets again.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago

I think I have that ladder... if it's for the same thing I use it for, it's for sitting around being useless until I need to change a lightbulb in the kitchen.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

You never know when you'll have to lay siege to a medieval castle.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

In 1975, the RAND corporation did extensive studies using Chaos Theory and computer simulations. Their conclusion was that the Bay of Pigs would have succeeded under the Butterfly Effect of having a ladder on board every airplane larger than a twin-seater. Ladders have been required on board ever since.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

The need that to clean the ceiling fans.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 7 months ago
[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Uwu step ladder no!

what are you doing, step-ladder?

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Nothing right now, but if you throw it out the plane after the mission, but before the credits you get an extra cut scene at the end.

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Crown molding

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Rangefinding.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 7 months ago

The crew lounge is at thirty-four thousand and “eight” feet.

[-] sweafa@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

kevin left the ladder there. he forgot his security access pass at home, therefore he needed a ladder carried on his shoulder when passing security check. this always works: guy with ladder, enters any building - no problem

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

WWE ladder smashes

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

And why are the men's visors covered in duct tape?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Sensitivity training. Force sensitivity training.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

For the non-meme answer, it's a tear away visor cover like such.

[-] raktheundead@fedia.io 3 points 7 months ago

You hang it out the side of the plane when you want to get out and taunt your enemy face-to-face. Well, face-to-face with a separation of a few miles, that is.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago
[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

To climb city walls. It's mostly ceremonial nowadays.

[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

So the short loader can reach the breach.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

You have two ladders either side of the breach to stack shells in between them. When a shell has been fired, the breach opens, and Kentucky Billy Bobby jumps on the top of the stack to eject the previous casing and load another one.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Analy induced mastectomy.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

For when the toilet is clogged

So they can drop their shit from above into the cannon, and shoot it away

Very clean, as long as you don't miss

brutally Beating up commies

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

For the wildest TLC Match the world has ever seen!

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago

What ladder?

spoiler(I hope people can see where I was headed with this... :-P)

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