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[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] anonono@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

Hasta la vista, baby

[–] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Now I have a machine gun.... ho...ho...ho

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 years ago

Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"One ring to rule them all..."

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[–] Glodrops@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

[–] LaggySnake@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

"It's just a flesh wound"

[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] starlord@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

[–] starman@programming.dev 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] s_s@lemmy.one 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[–] andrefsp@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal! And an happy new year!"

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[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.

Oh hi Mark.

[–] WEAPONX@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

"THIS. IS. SPARTA."

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 years ago

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[–] OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago

You can't handle the truth!

[–] iceonfire1@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"

[–] curious_illusions@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The first rule of....

[–] Fubar91@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

"And my axe!"

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (5 children)

That’s just like, your opinion man

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

[–] twena@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

“Uh dude, where’s my car”

[–] nkiruanaya@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] cayleaf@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Alright, alright, alright.

[–] I_Am_Jacks_____ 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] TheShortWhiteGiraffe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes.

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

I'm not locked in here with you...

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

There’s no place like home

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago

Game over man!

One ping, only.

Yer a wizard, Harry

Hey, you guys!!

Nazis, I hate these guys.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

Tis but a flesh wound.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)
  • Inconceivable!
  • They're heeere.
  • We're gonna need a bigger boat.
  • Nobody puts baby in a corner.
  • I'm the king of the world!
  • Heyyy Youuu Guuuuys!
  • I'm Batman
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[–] MrEC@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] cristo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] dditty@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

"Life, uh, finds a way."

[–] RememberTheApollo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?

[–] writerlygal@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

I see you shiver with antici…..

pation

And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:

  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
  • Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
  • peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
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