"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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"Life, uh, finds a way."
Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?
I see you shiver with antici…..
pation
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And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
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