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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 65 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

"Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?"

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 31 points 6 months ago

Wanna see my sixpack?

[-] goldenbough@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 6 months ago

Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

[-] goldenbough@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He’s coming

He’s coming

He’s coming

[-] Caffeine@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

That motherfucker had like...30 god damn dicks.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago

Imagine the clean up. Christ.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

[Let me lay it on the line

He had 2 on the vine

I mean, 2 sets of testicles

so divine

](https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

That's the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on

[-] Brad_Brace@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

If it's the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Yeah I've heard of "growing a pair" but not growing just one.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

People just half ass things nowadays

[-] bfaliszek@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago
[-] harry315@feddit.de 24 points 6 months ago

I've got questions I'm too afraid of knowing the answer

[-] Zikeji@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago
[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

'Ol 3-balls.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I knew a guy that everyone called "Treball". I regret asking him why.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have...

Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two.... two...uh, you... you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbN9doxZusQ

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

There's nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

The middle one is his cock

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[-] Huschke@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago
[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed be thy name'

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Why are folks here talking about three balls? I mean sure, it looks ridiculously small, but calling it a third testical is just hurtful and emasculating.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

It's not a toomah

[-] Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago

Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.

[-] cob4t@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

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