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[-] Zorque@kbin.social 167 points 5 months ago

So... in reading the article, it seems he suggest the government is using religion to manipulate people into forgetting about all the aliens they're hiding.

So, not so much with the sanity.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago

Whew! For a second there, I was worried that I agreed with Aaron Rogers.

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[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

This should absolutely be the top comment. Holy shit, Rodgers is such a fucking moron

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

It did seem like a reasonable statement until the article summed up the stupid.

[-] echo 74 points 5 months ago

Ric Romero reporting from the No Shit Sherlock Institute...

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Thanks Ric! And now, Kelly Andrews with the weather. How's global warming going, Kelly?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago
[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thanks Ollie

[-] WhatIsThePointAnyway@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN USED TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE! That’s all it has ever been. It’s used to hold power over people by preying on their fear of the unknown.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Naw, not only manipulation. It's also poor man's philosophy. Humans like to have an answer for the big questions wether they know wtf they're saying or not. I think something like religion is inevitable with the absence of explanations.

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

Goddamn does this headline bury the lede or what?

[-] jve@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

Lmao… right???

Rodgers is known for his belief in alien life and in the supernatural. During his interview with Carlson, he suggested that the government knows of the existence of these beings, but keeps them from public knowledge and could be using religion to manipulate people’s thinking

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[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Kinda surprised that something sane tumbled out of his mouth.

edit: apparently, it wasn't as sane as the headline made it sound, lol

[-] soba@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 months ago

It wasn't actually sane. It was batshit crazy. The headline was really working overtime to tone it down into a rational thought.

“That gets in the whole other idea about religion being as a way to control people, control thought maybe, which is pretty wild. But disclosure, I think needs to happen. It’s going to be interesting to see how it happens, where it happens.

“But in my space where I’m at, where I do a lot of plant medicine, the veils between worlds and dimensions gets very thin. So the idea of seeing other entities, seeing angelic type of beings and demonic type beings is very normal. And the idea that there’s a demonic aspect to the UIP phenomenon, I think is very It’s plausible and interesting.”

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago

I stand corrected

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

A broken clock is right twice a day

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

But he isn’t right nearly that often, lol

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.

I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf.. Green Bay? That’s twice?

Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He's actually worse than a broken clock. Even twice a day when he manages to be right, he's wrong - because he's so phenomenally stupid.

[-] Pocketyeti@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

This clock has spirograph shapes instead of hands.

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[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Well, duh.

Here's a thing: so are sports.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 9 points 5 months ago

You can play sports and not be manipulating people.

You cannot lead a church and not be manipulating people, even if unwittingly.

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[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago
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[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 28 points 5 months ago

I don't usually agree with this guy, but on this one, I do agree.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

The article makes it clear that what he means is that The Government is using Religion to manipulate people into not noticing all the extraterrestrial life that they have access to.

I wouldn't agree with that sentiment.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

I have a feeling everyone is missing this crucial bit of context.

[-] fpslem@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Wait, do I actually agree with Aaron Rogers on something?

(Reads AngryCommieKender's clarification.)

Nope, false alarm!

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Whoaaa hey hold on, I agree with this completely. The U.S. Government does use religion to coerce and convince millions that their way is the correct way.

It just doesn't involve aliens...yet.

Well...it does, just not the type we're talking about. Cause if you're Right, you're right apparently.

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

So do I. It's just news because this guy throws a ball real good?

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

So funny to call him "Former Green Bay Packers Quarterback."

He's going into his second season on the Jets.

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[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

[insert always has been meme here]

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Congrats on him getting his first coherent thought. Hopefully he gets a few more

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Broken clock

[-] Juice@midwest.social 13 points 5 months ago

On the one hand, i love to see people questioning their mythology; on the other its nice of you to join us in the modern world, Aaron

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago
[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Jesus, because aliens. Got it

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Amazingly smart for an American "football" player.

[-] FeetiePJs@kbin.social 7 points 5 months ago

...and the government could be hiding the existence of alien life because it would change the way people view religion and threaten this control.

I feel like the headline was leaving out the main idea he was getting at.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I mean fucking duh. But honestly who gives af what he has to sy?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

What's a deep and profound insight.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

Congratulations 🎉

It's always nice to see people start using the reasoning part of their brain. Let's hope he doesn't fall back into his old routines

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