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[-] frezik@midwest.social 64 points 5 months ago

Fun penis fact: if you tell people you're 6.5 inches, it sounds like you're trying too hard to get that last bit of length. If you instead say 17cm, that's just how long you are.

You're welcome, fellow penis owners.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 5 months ago

Just use Millimeter, like a professional.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 months ago
[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Well... no one wants to use the word micro in relation to their penis.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I'm 75,500 micro meters baby

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[-] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 11 points 5 months ago

Why would you tell that to anyone?

[-] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

I feel like people on the bus need to know.

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 59 points 5 months ago

You can see this was made by an American.

Because why would the European use decimals for their own height? Just so it rounds to the nearest inch? Unlikely.

[-] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Particularly one who doesn't understand significant figures. Are you certain that you're precisely 74.000 inches, without even a thousandth of an inch of rounding? If not, you don't get to use 5 sigfigs when converting.

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[-] davel@lemmy.ml 55 points 5 months ago

Making me divide by 12: that’s a paddlin’.

> console.log(`${Math.trunc(74/12)}' ${74 % 12}"`)
6' 2"
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[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 42 points 5 months ago
[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wait I've checked this, a Big Mac is 3,5 inches in height. That's 94,5 inches not 74.

Seriously, I'm an European and don't know what I am talking about. Inches, Feet, Legs, Elbows... Lol only in america.

Historians will get the Elbow joke.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago

Google said a Big Mac was 2.75” in height, 3.75” in diameter. I then had to convert that to civilised units.

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[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

Fuck your freedom units. I'll stick to sane units of measurement thank you.

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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've gotten so sick of working with people in multiple timezones that I've just started using UTC for everything.

Fuck you for living in a different sliver of the planet. You aren't gonna make me do all the math. I'm bringing you down with me.

Let's see them tremble when daylight savings time ends.

[-] efstajas@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Your comment made me realize how we take for granted that everyone at least measures time the same way. Imagine the clusterfuck if there was metric time & imperial time.

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[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

That's 0.00934 furlongs!

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Metric system:

  • Tons of great subdivisions
  • Continuously and exclusively use the same two or three prefixes for everything ever
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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago

How I feel about meters per second that gets changed to miles per hour and I just want kilometers per hour

[-] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

M/s to km/h is nowhere near as bad as any of the imperial conversions though. (M*60*60)/1000... Or, M*3.6 if you want to simplify it.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

How dare you make me do math

[-] Bianca_0089@lemmy.today 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just wish people would step up to a bigger scale when it's needed or to a smaller scale for the same reason. I hate seeing big massive boats measured in thousands upon thousands of centimeters instead of just using meters or feet, and it's annoying when people say their height in hundreds of millimeters.

Or when knife-blade thickness gets measured in hundredths of decimal inches or weird fractional measurements instead of just using millimeters since it's a smaller unit.

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[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Do Europeans really give their height in cm? You'd think they short hand it like to like 1.7m or whatever since height is one of those things that doesn't really need to be exact and will change by a cm or so based on the kind of shoes you are wearing, or wearing shoes at all.

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 35 points 5 months ago

In my native language we say the equivalent of 'one and eighty-five' to refer to 185 cm of height, so basically we give it in meters.

[-] none@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Unless you happen to be 2 meters tall, yes, you would give your height in cm. You might round it, but you'd never say you're 1.8m tall.

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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just say "one sixty five", and so do most people in the Netherlands (most use different numbers though)

[-] mundane@feddit.nu 9 points 5 months ago
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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Bremerhaven does this as well

[-] Ethalis@jlai.lu 19 points 5 months ago

In France it's generally in meters with two decimals, so basically the same as giving it in cm

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not europe but yes, we do it in cm. Never heard people rounding up or down to the tenth though, so 164cm is 164cm, not 160cm.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Yes where I live, we use cm usually. Also height is almost always measured without shoes

[-] PostingInPublic@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

176cm would be given as "eins-sechsundsiebzig" in German, literally translating to one six and seventy (yeah it's backwards), which works exactly like currency.

[-] vaquedoso@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not European, but from a country that also uses the metric system. We give out our height in meters, as you said. Saying it in cm would be okey for medical reasons I suppose. Also there isn't much difference in what unit you use, you just have to multiply/divide by 100, which is easily done in your head

[-] WoodenDing@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Germans do go with meters when talking about their height but they'll give you two decimal places.

[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago

Do North Americans really give their weight in lb? You'd think they'd short hand it like to like 15 stone or whatever since weight is one of those things that doesn't really need to be exact and will change by a lb or so based on the time of day and what you've eaten.

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

No, we give our weight in pounds instead of ounces because weight is one of those things that doesn't really need to be exact and will change by a couple dozen ounces or so based on the time of day and what you've eaten.

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[-] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

You always do it in cm wherever I've been. It's either directly in cm, as in 172 cm or phrased in meters, as in 1.72 m. You cab say you're around 170 cm tall or around 1.7 m tall, but the 'default precision level' is 1 cm

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Mathless morons should be exiled to the middle of the saharan desert with a 5l bottle of water and a metric measure map to the nearest settlement

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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

He's 6'2" but I needed a calculator to figure it out.

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