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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 298 points 5 months ago

oh look, its the same time as that stopped clock.

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 133 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

29.2 tweets a day?

At a rate of 10,658 tweets a year, I'd hope he tweets at least one useful thing

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[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 259 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Put your money where your mouth is and open source the Tesla software. Do it. I fuckin' dare ya.

Edit: we want Falcon 9's landing guidance software too.

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 99 points 5 months ago

Open sourcing the falcon 9 software would almost definitely be a violation of ITAR.... On second thought it would be fun to see him go to prison.

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 65 points 5 months ago

Nothing could possibly go wrong open sourcing a ~~missle~~ rocket guidance system...

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[-] gnutard@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, not just open, free it entirely. License the code under a GPL license.

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[-] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 196 points 5 months ago

Careful Linus. This guy may start claiming he is a confounder of Linux any moment now.

[-] Starayo@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago

Musk certainly is confounding.

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[-] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 165 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Please don’t fucking touch anything to do with Linux Musk. Please.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 88 points 5 months ago

Crazy, rich South Africans is how we got Ubuntu

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 65 points 5 months ago

But would you like to upgrade to Ubuntu pro?

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[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 141 points 5 months ago

The nice thing about Linux is, he can't buy it and fuck it up.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 82 points 5 months ago

He can still fuck up the community.

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[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 47 points 5 months ago

You say that, but I'll be more than willing to try and sell him a copy of the source code.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 116 points 5 months ago

Eww, we stepped in some Elon.. 🤢

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 98 points 5 months ago

Welp, off to macOS now. Sorry guys I can't be a part of this community anymore.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 47 points 5 months ago

Too expensive for me. FreeBSD it is!

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[-] jetsetdorito@lemm.ee 98 points 5 months ago

a broken clock is right twice a day

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago

No this dipshit just says whatever he thinks is going to be the most popular with the tech bros he is desperate to be in front of.

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[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 96 points 5 months ago

He'll realise his own distro and call it OS X.

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[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 78 points 5 months ago

Broken clock.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 77 points 5 months ago

He will release X-OS, a fork of Ubuntu, which is half broken, and has Grok integrated in it.

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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago

Quick, someone pretend to be "the Linux company" and convince him to buy it!

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 68 points 5 months ago

Elon just tries to get approval by finding a dominate opinion among a group of people and parroting back what they say and want. Kinda obvious and pathetic.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 62 points 5 months ago

And now using Linux is officially cringe.

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[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 5 months ago

Number one argument to not use Linux

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[-] Matombo@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago

Elon musk anonces X OS, wait ...

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago

He's gonna do an enshittified distro, just you wait...

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[-] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

https://analognowhere.com/techno-mage/

!unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 60 points 5 months ago

Is it purely because Linux has the letter "X" in it?

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

First thing he'll do is write Torvalds and suggest a minor change to the naming.

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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sorry Elon you, specifically, have to go to space before getting involved in Linux. It's the Shuttleworth law.

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 58 points 5 months ago

[-] johsny@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago

Fuck off Musk.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 52 points 5 months ago

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 49 points 5 months ago

Even a broken clock is correct once a day.

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[-] trainwreck@lemm.ee 44 points 5 months ago

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

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[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 5 months ago

A red spy is in the base! 🚨

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[-] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 42 points 5 months ago

There's a saying about broken clocks

[-] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 5 months ago

Ugh no keep my Linux Elon free

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 5 months ago

These comments are insane. Even Hitler washed his hands. Are you gonna stop doing that just cause a piece of shit agreed it was good?

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[-] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 5 months ago

Even a blind hen sometimes finds a grain of corn.

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[-] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just because a fool tells it, doesn't make it a foolish statement.

Edit: Corrected a typo

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[-] Naich 39 points 5 months ago

Fuck. That does it. I'm off to BSD.

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