I can never get over how Gaetz looks exactly like a comic book character.

But I thought bOtH sIdEs ArE jUsT aS bAd.

For real, that's SNL Star Trek. The surface parody of the show based solely on a handful of Kirk's more outrageous exploits. Real Trek fans know that Kirk was a total nerd who read classic literature and studied old Earth history for fun.

I've been saying this for years. Trump is a LOSER, both literally and figuratively. His businesses hemorrhage money, he has lost in two presidential elections so far and in the one he won, he lost the popular vote, ~~which is practically unheard of for a Republican nominee~~. He wears lifts in his shoes to fix his weird posture that he got from a life of physical inactivity, he sprays himself in orange to look like some bizarre version of tan to cover up his hideous pasty skin. His hair has always been bizarre. He is a born loser, who only "succeeded" because he was literally born rich and has skated on his daddy's money ever since.

Call him what he is: a sad, ugly, weird little loser who people only tolerate in hopes they might pick up a few hundred dollar bills after he's done wiping his ass with them.

So Nick Locarno is definitely a living planet now, right? They made sure to point out that the new planet was made using his molecules. I'm thinking he's basically Ego now.

Also how great was it to see Wesley again, before he turned into a Time Lord? Anyone? Just me?

Why would you want that? It's always best to consume media in its purest form, and that means with its original aspect ratio. Resolution is something I'm flexible on, because I figure that filmmakers and tv directors in prior eras would have used HD if it was available, but aspect in general is tied to format, though it can be used to great effect to convey the space of a scene in different ways. Changing the ratio is akin to changing the color pallet. Might as well offer Instagram-style filters for older content while you're at it.

Being forced to keep perfectly still while my jaw is cranked open and someone scrapes away at my teeth is oddly relaxing. I literally almost fell asleep once.

Bastardaires

What, you think Changelings leave the link to defecate? They're swimming in their own poop constantly already.

Manure is pretty cheap.

I'll sum up my feelings about this in four words.

Who gives a shit?

Here are four more:

Celebrity 👏 gossip 👏 isn't 👏 news 👏.

Meh. Last time I visited it was just another overcrowded tourist trap full of generic souvenir stores and storefronts full of the same "local goods" found in every tourist attraction in the country, only instead of vehicle exhaust the main street smelled like manure and stale fry oil. The fort was neat, I guess, and the fudge was good (I mean, it's fudge), but overall it was pretty underwhelming.

Without all the tourists it would probably be a pretty nice place.