Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana
“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”
Thou shalt not push to prod on Fridays
Where is “social media surveillance apparatus”?
Dying for big tobacco: omg what a tragedy
Dying for big oil: omg he’s a hero
Pick your corporate servitude carefully kids
Just gonna say it, he’s basically a Nazi. Is that accurate?
Remember kids, HR is not your friend.
📎 “It looks like you’re trying to steal terabytes worth of data. Here, let me just give it to you!”
Trump and Giuliani are the high watermark tests. If they don’t spend the rest of their lives in prison cells for committing treason at the highest levels, that’s a clear cut signal that certain people can get away with anything, and that American justice has failed.
Sometimes the waiter murders innocent people because they didn’t accept the cook as the one true cook.
Order the chicken nuggets again, louder, or prepare to die
Jeff bezos probably tastes like drywall and hooker spit.
NegativeLookBehind
joined 1 year ago
Your cat barked at me, you should really get that checked out