With all the sincerity in the world. Fuck you.

Thanks! My first dog was Wookie, or Princess WookieMonster. She was the absolute best (as are all dogs).

Agree, I will not eat Hershey's. It tastes like vomit. No thanks.

Yep, online shopping for quality things that I'm not going to have to replace often is way better than shopping in person. Knowing how to measure correctly, especially bra measurement is super important and I don't return much at all.

My sister accuses her dogs of "fake news" when they do this. Frequently, it is a ploy to get the other dog to abandon a toy and come check out the "threat", which the fake news spewing dog will then go steal. Very meta.

Yep, the only result I've ever seen from these engagement surveys are things NOBODY would ever have requested, but management insists was demanded in the survey. Things like returning to the bullshit yearly self-reviews.

Also, hello fellow Wookie.

And it's where horror lives.

Or a bakery?

My sister's insurance didn't cover it. Which is wild, and I thought should be, but she fought it hard and that was the final answer. She had to go to a free vaccine event to get it because she couldn't afford the several hundred dollars they wanted without insurance.

That actually looks like it may be used to haul a crew and equipment. Unlike the one in the OP.

It's a trap!

Handling the finances (assuming the money to pay for mortgage/rent, utilities, groceries, etc. comes equally from you both, which it should if you are making similar amounts) in no way is equal to the effort involved in doing all of the housework. I don't think that's necessarily what you're saying, but I have heard it argued before so just want to make that crystal clear.