He just ignores facts that don’t agree with the conclusions he’s already made. His time ignoring the criminal sexual abuse in his previous career has paid dividends.

The articles source is Australian.

Well, get busy. That screenplay isn’t going to write itself. Or will it? cue intense music

I recommend a vinegar based sauce to cut through the richness of the fatty ego.

She wants you to take up knitting, I’m pretty sure.

And now I’m worried about an imaginary kitty in a car with no imaginary windshield.

What, pray tell, is the rule?

We already are on the metric system.

I hear it’s lovely this time of year.

I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.

Of course, people in their mid-fifties are useless. That's a bit short-sighted, don't you think?

From a humanitarian standpoint, I feel we needn’t make it more emotionally difficult for anyone. Struggling just to get medical care should not be required.