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[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

The sun is bad, it causes cancer. We're better off without it.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Water is bad, it drowns people. We’re better off without it.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Oxygen is bad, it causes fires. We're better off without it.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Humans are bad, they cause murders. We're better off without them.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Every human ever born ends up dead, coincidence!? Humans have been dying as long as humans have been around, sounds suspicious to me.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

As someone who literally cannot tan, yes. Sun bad. Sun burn, sun cause cancer. Sun cause hot, cause sweat, throw up, and faint.

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