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Tyler's nightshift (lemmy.world)
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[-] Ponchy@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

Nah it's great, but the sun is a lot scarier than I remember

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

The sun is bad, it causes cancer. We're better off without it.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Water is bad, it drowns people. We’re better off without it.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Oxygen is bad, it causes fires. We're better off without it.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Humans are bad, they cause murders. We're better off without them.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Every human ever born ends up dead, coincidence!? Humans have been dying as long as humans have been around, sounds suspicious to me.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

As someone who literally cannot tan, yes. Sun bad. Sun burn, sun cause cancer. Sun cause hot, cause sweat, throw up, and faint.

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I did night shift for like 9 years. I actually preferred it and 10ish years later I have no regrets about it. Honestly I kinda wish I still had that job. The place has changed how it works a lot according to someone I still talk to that is still there, so I would probably hate it now. But other than management sucking, I was damn good at it and it was satisfying. Not the work itself, (it was just a warehouse for a clothes company) but I was satisfied at how well I picked everything up and other than a handful of positions, given the ability to loop time, I could have run the whole place minus those particular spots.

Either way, that part of it was satisfying. And I liked not always missing stuff that happened during the day. I could switch sleep schedules to fit other plans when necessary. I wasn't always just automatically out of a given social interaction because of the time, or unable to make a certain doctor appointment.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately, companies used covid to gut us night workers.

Now I have to get up in the middle of my 'night' and deal with a bunch of jackasses if I want to get errands ran.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately, even for those who prefer night shift, it has negative health impacts, increasing one's risk of heart disease and diabetes.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10218650/

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Well I already had diabetes so I was immune to that lol

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Old dude rockin a carry on shirt is badass

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's a face that also worked Saturdays.

[-] Lawyerator@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Man, David Letterman has aged a bit...

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