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I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.
Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.
Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.
If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON
Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.
POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP
If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy
Probably but Azealia Banks is a bit insane and I doubt she's ever had more than a passing (positive) interaction with Grimes.
People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.
Tremendous people, the best people.
Would explain a lot
Not even if it was with a turkey baster.
What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?
I see you're also familiar with Dirty Mike and The Boys
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That's called a soup kitchen.
Fore!
I, too, love victim blaming
Stop taking the autonomy from these women. He isn’t raping them (that we know of). The only victim is the poor kid that will suffer.
Coercion is rape.
Someone making money directly through Nazi Twitter gets no sympathy from me when its fuhrer turns his ire against them.
Is there something stopping her from having a job like a normal person instead of making money on Twitter? She doesn't have kids, she can do whatever else she wants. At some point, you have to admit that staying where you are is a choice you're making.
From the WSJ article this article is referencing:
Taking money/resources away from people who don't follow along is what Elon does. She knew that beforehand and made the choice not to have a kid with him with that knowledge in mind. Elon tried to coerce her and she dealt with the consequences of refusing.
Reread that a few times...
I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.