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A little short for a starship, isn't he?

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Have you seen container ships? They're perspective-bendingly massive. 400m is a quarter of a mile.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's like, half of a half mile.

[–] Szymon@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's as if it's two times half of a half of a half of a mile

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

At least three, maybe twenty microwaves

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, no need to be silly! I do wonder what it is in thousandths of an inch though. The true freedom unit!

[–] Teal@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

400 meters is equivalent to around 2,247.19 bananas according to Convert to bananas

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Finally I get it!

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Thanks because this image still didn’t help. Most people don’t see container ships very often.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but youre also saying that the bridge of the enterprise was about the size of a container, which i am not sure is accurate.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

52ft or something long. Go look for a RV or camper. Simply because they are sold by the foot.

A 40ft camper is pretty huge and can easily fit 6-10 people comfortably.

People turn containers into apartment type buildings for a family of 2-3.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry, they use miles in Star Trek. Ha ha, America wins. Stupid Europe and your stupid metric system and stupid rail network and stupid universal healthcare.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never heard them use fantasy imperial system, are you sure?

Maybe in TOS, but didn't see much of that. But definitely not in TNG and everything that followed.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nobody knows what kilometres are.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago

Really, it's quite easy. Just picture a container ship. Now double it and add an eighth of a mile. Simples.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We get oil exploration rigs docking in our little port downtown. Mind bending is right.

Sat in the park and watched one roll in one day. Went from:

There it is!

Damn, looks pretty big.

My. God.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

wait, exploration rigs?

Those things that look like platforms rather than boats?

they can dock?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, you're talking about drilling platforms that are pretty much set in place. These are giant ships that explore and lay pipe.

Not sure which one this is, but it's what I'm talking about.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You know I'm something of a giant ship that can lay pipe myself.

but that's a great picture to show this scaled in

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Even those things aren't build on location. They build them on land and then sail them to the location they want.

They can even be moved after they were done drilling

[–] caesar_salad83@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's the origin of picard's famous saying "I live my life a 1.304E-14 parsec at a time"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Parsecs are units of distance, Han.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

He took a shortcut.