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with blackjack and hookers

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[–] ryry1985@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

[–] LUlsas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fun on a bun.

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

[–] Cuttlefishcarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

"what makes a man go neutral?"

[–] sczlbutt@lemmy.pubsub.fun 1 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

[–] slashzero@hakbox.social 1 points 2 years ago

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

[–] Leer10@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[–] CaptManiac@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone!

[–] dynamicperson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MeatCastle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] Jaxia@toast.ooo 1 points 2 years ago

For no raisin

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

[–] sunnytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[–] emptyother@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[–] MerrickGreen@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

I'm 40% (insert thing)

[–] Velocifox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

[–] gonewriting@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

[–] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[–] maniajack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

[–] Mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

[–] Vaggumon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] minishoemaze@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

[–] Cameli_Hostis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

[–] behohippy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hate these filthy neutrals...

Tell my wife I said hello.

[–] row_boat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[–] lhx@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

[–] bloodsangre7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"kill all humans!"

"Haha, nice futurama reference!"

"What's futurama?"

[–] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago

This is my go to as well.

[–] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

[–] RoyRogersMcFreely@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's Leela's birthday!

[–] Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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[–] vividspecter@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

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