Why though? Why be jealous?

Look at their collection! There's like 5 sticks that deserve to be there, the rest are aspirational at best. Like why put the OK sticks up there with the stallions, it just cheapest the whole collection.

They have a fucking musket, OG blackbeard pistol, and Deagle next to random vaguely right angles. Fuck, I hate this, I now understand where art snobs come from, this is awful

I hope he sticks with it. Insuring his collection could be a sticking point, but he may get you into sticky situations without insurance. I'm sure he'll find an agent to stick up for him.

And not a single sword shaped stick. For shame

!stick@sh.itjust.works

When I was young lad, my friends and I would play army with stick guns. Once I found the perfect one and I hid it in our army fort that really was just the space between the wood pile and the fence. I think his dad used it in the fireplace cause I never saw it again. If I was as smart as this guy, I would still be going after Rambo's enemies today. I still miss that stick gun.

What constitutes "rare" in a collection of "rare sticks"?

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

8 year old me would have envied this collection. 40 year old me just appreciates that he has a passion for which he still has a child-like sense of wonder.

This is what my dog thinks she's doing when she brings sticks home from the lake

stick

Stick wins every time

You know I keep that thang on me

And, I must add, he's doing something with his life.

This is insane. Where do I have to go to ~~admire~~ ridicule this?

Plant a tree => stick colletion

How can one have all that power!

I don't need that many. Give me one good stick gun and that's all I need.