What are the best beans for a blind date? (lemmy.world)

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[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Deez beans :3

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Coffee.

[-] considine@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago

Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.

You'll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Chickpeas, as long as you're into that

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?

I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.

[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

That joke but not mine?

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Probably not until the end of the date.

[-] Zane@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

And only with consent

[-] mintdaniel42@futurology.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Chickpeas

What's that even supposed to be

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck's sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Black eyed peas. I'm not gonna tellya twice.

[-] Vanth@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

He ain't fooling me twice no more.

[-] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 5 points 3 months ago

Red Beans & Rice

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Oh dear god the beans are back...

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Toe.

Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)

[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

doesn't matter as long as you know how to lick them.

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Baked.

[-] unn@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

No beans

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Natto

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Fucking love natto.

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.

[-] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Chole and rajma are goated

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Cool beans

https://youtu.be/fTC2At1CBEI

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Navy beans and ham.

[-] aviation_hydrated@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

Lima

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.

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