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Humans are bi-pedal animals who walk extensively over long distances. However our feet are soft and not well suited to the task. However dogs, monkeys, and other animals have paws that serve as shoes to protect the feet.

No other mammal has such unprotected - but we are known for walking the farthest distances / nomadic behavior. Is this a joke?

I want paw feet instead of shoes.

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[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Walk barefoot, toughen up your feet. I prefer having thumbs and hands to paws.

[–] Plibbert@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean honestly this is the answer. I used to long board barefoot as a teenager and I also ran track. Often ran barefoot. By the time I was 16 I could walk on some glass without bleeding.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TBF, walking on glass is a fairly common sideshow trick

[–] Plibbert@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] cashmaggot@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah shoes were optional for a solid chunk of change of my lifetime and I used to have some real rough feet and damn do I miss them =P! How do you do nowadays? I am still pretty minimalist. I like the heel of my shoes to be as thin as I can take them. But hiking, when I use those minimalist shoes I keep torturing myself my poking a fat rock right into a nerve that sends pain rushing up my being =P! I don't think I'll ever have it like I used to.

[–] Plibbert@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol yeah I'm pretty much the same. I try to keep slim shoes for everyday wear but I need boots for any rocky hiking. The only rough part left on my foot is my heel.

[–] cashmaggot@piefed.social 1 points 11 months ago

Hahaha! Mine too! I could put a tack in that back part =P! But the rest is like a little soft girl =P!

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[–] Mobilityfuture@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Thumbs are cool. I’m talking paw feet

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As others have said, you wear shoes, keeping your feet soft. There was a time in my life I walked everywhere, and did it barefoot. My feet became pretty well calloused and protected, to the point I could walk on gravel no problem. Even hot pavement wasn't too bad.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What life were you living where you walked a lot barefoot?

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If they're anything like my tree hugging mom, then just for kicks I guess.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And don’t get me started on keratinized dicks

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, please don’t start.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Not OP, but I didn’t wear shoes as a young man living in a beach town, surfing, and just chillaxing.

[–] Mobilityfuture@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would love to see a picture of your paw feet 😂

I have since re-shod myself for many years, losing my rough pads. Unfortunately, I did not take any feet pics in that phase of my life.

[–] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 39 points 1 year ago

your dog's claws need a trim

[–] sxan@midwest.social 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just you. You're weak, and soft, because you've been trained by society to wear shoes.

There are many people who never wear shoes, and they have tough soles. From indigenous tribes, to modern Olympic athletes.

That said, even your dog can step in sharps and hurt their feet; cuts, thorns, stabs - shoes provide protection that paws and tough soles do not; this is the main reason we wear footwear.

If you're interested in a more back-to-nature approach without giving up extra protection, there are dozens of companies that sell minimalist footwear - in essence, modern moccasins. Vibram is one such, but there are many more. Fitkicks is a cheap version (~$20). Look for "active" and "water shoes."

[–] Mobilityfuture@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry - not true. This dog lives on the couch and has barely set foot outside.

They come with paw feet naturally. I want that too, not to go harden my foot pads by walking on rocks and buying fancy nature shoes

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They walk around inside barefoot. Despite the cushiness of their surroundings, they nonetheless don’t wear socks and shoes.

[–] Mobilityfuture@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Believe it or not I also don’t wear shoes inside the house 😁

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Trees. We went into the trees before we came back down and walked on two feet.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That sounds like an invitation to be put on a list.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well your first problem is using Google.

Gotta use Duck Duck Go + Tor + VPN on a burner phone you can yeet into the middle of international waters when you're done. Make sure to sink the boat while you're there, too. That way, under international law, nobody owns it.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd recommend a Boeing spacecraft instead, ocean is still reachable by commoners.

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[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Google gorilla feet in Minecraft

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Spray-on shoes!

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if I had dog hindpaws for feet I'd get rich from onlyfans

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

The first sketchy plastic surgeon who gives someone paws, fur, a tail or some other weird furry things is going to be very rich...

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your feet develop this texture if you walk barefoot a lot.

[–] yeldarb12@r.nf 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Walk around barefoot and you'll get calluses similar to what you want. The more shoes you wear, the fewer calluses you'll get.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alternatively, line your shoes with sandpaper and toss some gravel in there

[–] Scribbd@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

Great way of deterring foor fungus, is to not have the skin to begin with.

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to walk... barefoot. My feet are messed up and I have some impressive callouses on the balls of my feet. They are a little better after surgery, but recovery sucked. Ultimately, your feet build up protection. Caking on mud probably helped. Animal skins, rudimentary sandals from various plants, and other natural resources could provide extra protection. Unfortunately, we have built an environment made for shoes and evolution is doing the rest. Walking on pavement is not great without shoes. Especially when it bakes. Walking on soil and grass feels a lot better.

[–] JayTreeman@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago

Walking on some surfaces is downright pleasurable. Dewy morning grass or a dry hard packed dirt trail for instance

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

we use shoes, this keeps our feet from developing the callouses you see shoeless animals do.

this is a modern human thing, not a genetic human trait.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'd argue it's not always comfortable for them. Consider how hot black pavement can get on a summer day. I never make my dog walk across a parking lot when it's been baking under a 100 degree sun. I carry him to a shaded area, at least.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Developmentally, our hands and feet are modifications of the same underlying genetic template, so they’re going to have similar morphology.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Same reasons kittens have pink beans for toes. They get roughed up and don't stay pink and cute

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

I want beans too.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Your feet are not suited for long distance travel because you wear shoes, just walk around a bit without them, you'll grow callouses

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

If that is your foot you should seek a doctor

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago
[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We do, we gain and then but lose them in the womb. They're called volar pads

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The answer is evolution. Put shoes on dogs and in few hundred thousand years their paws will be like humans.

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