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[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Rule 34 intensifies

[-] StrangeName@feddit.org 204 points 1 week ago

Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 week ago

Oh damn, in German, "Vati" is an affectionate form like "daddy", except it's the word stem of "father" ("Vater").

And wouldn't you know it, Christians also use "Vater" to refer to priests, the pope and their god.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

Yes, the US largely figured that out with The Empire Strikes Back. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 152 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! ๐Ÿ˜‚

BuddyChrist

[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

not...publicly pleased, at any rate...

but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.

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[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago

The Catholic Church has a new mascot.

It's a small child.

[-] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago

"How do we distract from all the child molestation?"

"Loli mascot?"

"Genius, go out and buy a 3d printer so I can get my hands on her ASAP!"

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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago

Because an official anime boy mascot would be too apropos?

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

There's more than the one who are (I assume*) boys, also I don't understand what you mean by 'would be too apropos', could you explain?

* I assume because I couldn't find much information about the side characters other than their names Fe, Xin, and Sky. All the references on the Wikipedia page just say their names and include the photo at most or don't even acknowledge them at the least.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

Young boys especially, but young girls too are probably a little touchy for them to use. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Numbers are down, release the waifu! Common business strategy with ancient roots.

Samsung Sam corporate comic

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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

Are they running so low on young people to molest they've resulted to youthful dolls?

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 27 points 1 week ago

Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni

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[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago

All I hear is, the Vatican is after the young crowd. Imagine that....

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago

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[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago
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[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 week ago

Yes; "Luce" is Italian for "Light' and "Lucifer" is Latin for "light bearer". They are cognates.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

So whoever carries that anime figure is literally Luciferian.

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[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 45 points 1 week ago

Something something "the power of god and anime on my side"

[-] loopy@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago

This is the onion-ness we all deserve

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[-] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

So they choose Luce, so close to Lucifer, and they expect the Internet to NOT bring it up? There's Lucy, Daughter of the Devil on Cartoon Network for shit's sake.

Nevermind the connections to Death Note, a far more popular anime about Light Yagami, and the subtle connections between his name and Lucifer the Lightbringer.

This seems so much worse on it's face, even if you leave out the undertones of children's abuse by the church and Rule 34 that will come out (which are worse, but the church keeps trying to bury it)

[-] sudneo@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

I know nothing about anime, but I guess it is not that bad? Luce is straight up "light" in Italian, and Lucifer just means "the one who brings light" because it's the Angel's name, before the fall according to the fairytale. So from their POV it should all make sense.

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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 week ago

How is this NOT the onion...

[-] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago

Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.

I love this sentence so much.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago
[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Target demographic: lolicons

[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

I would say the target demographic is Catholics. That's an important distinction, because it includes shotacons too.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Looks kinda like that Chickpea comic.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

it looks like if raincoats were hijabs...

Who are they trying to appeal to with this, are they launching a vatican sponsored cocomelon clone?

[-] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 1 points 4 days ago

In the pocket of the green one - is that a pedobear?

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Finally the Catholics have discovered religion!

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

that's adorable. I like the frog looking one, as my name implies.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

yeah thats gonna clean up their image

[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

No way they're going to regret that decision....

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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago

Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.

[-] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 45 points 1 week ago

2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago

Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Her name is Light? Like the guy from Death Note?

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