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[-] scholar@lemmy.world 124 points 3 days ago

It's bent out of shape; you need to install flatpak

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 43 points 3 days ago

It came with snap and the user snapped.

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

someone got it nixed

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 61 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thanks that worked

1000006720

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

I'd say that one got a little too much Ctrl+Z

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 36 points 3 days ago

Could not recreate issue.

Closing ticket.

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago
  • Try to sell it as art

  • Make a shitton of cash

  • Buy a new laptop and still have a shitton of cash

(maybe remove SSDs and HDDs before step 1 if those are still in tact and depending on what kind of information was stored on the device)

[-] And009@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

Genius just paint it

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 45 points 3 days ago
[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 3 days ago

dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Now we just need reboot in safe mode and reset windows and we have the four horsemen of Microsoft support forums

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 31 points 3 days ago

Its just compressed.

Tar -xzv

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[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

put it in rice overnight

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 18 points 3 days ago

Have you tried putting it in rice?

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[-] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

Anger management

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 days ago

It's HP... No hope.

Oh, and it's a tad bent.

[-] Mordex@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

That new Tesla Cyber Laptop looks difficult to use.

[-] iii@mander.xyz 23 points 3 days ago

Install debian it runs on even the lowest resources

[-] odium@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago

If Debian is too heavy, try puppy Linux for even lower resource usage and because puppies are cute.

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I've seen Linux fix worse cases.

Ever try mint?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 3 days ago

Sell to art museum and buy a new one for the money

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Try some WD-40

[-] tracker@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Cosmetic damage, no lowballers, $1000 firm, I know what I have!

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago

Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 3 days ago

The most important part is making sure the computer doesn't see it coming so it's truly unexpected

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

"helloo, I.T." "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

[-] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

if it boots up, ram, storage, video adapter, cpu, and usb slot is intact then propably yes

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Disassemble entirely, hammer shell back into shape. If shell can't be salvaged, buy a mid tower and a CPU cooler. Desolder CPU, GPU, and RAM. Disconnect SSD and fans. Resolder chips back onto new motherboard. Replace display, keyboard, and touchpad. Put everything else back together.

Laptop fixed/laptop is now desktop.

[-] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

it costs more than buying a new one at this point

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I know; I wasn't actually serious lol. You can't just slap a laptop motherboard into a case and call it a day. Not without some modifications. Also would have to figure out a GPU cooling solution. It's just not practical beyond making a silly joke.

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Have you tried ironing out the wrinkles?

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

You gotta download more ram. I'll fetch you a link... brb

[-] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

you can actually connect to online ram, but it will be slow and potentionally unsecure if you don't secure it. This is how cloud gaming works

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[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Google Colani design

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

You’ll need a DeLorean and some plutonium.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Iron, no steam.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

I was issued an Elitebook for work. This is truly the best case scenario

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Patent that shape. Call it ergo 2 electric boogaloo, buy a non ergo 2 model

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Partial updating is not supported. Please reinstall Arch.

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Just grab a mallet amd hammer it flat again

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How much force is required to do that to a *laptop? Car accident level?

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[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Just wipe it down with a damp cloth (not dripping, just damp). It'll be as good as new.

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