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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of the man, but this absolutely MUST come with the title of Lord

XXX DOGE Lord ^has^ ^a^ ^certain^ ^ring^

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 32 points 1 day ago

Are you fucking kidding me? The US is ruled by memes now. How long until they reach out to Scumbag Steve or Success Kid?

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago

I'm glad that I took vector calculus in college, so I can accurately model this fucking parabola of the country going straight into the ground.

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[-] Loce@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

We're living in the Idiocracy. It's not the future, its now.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 day ago

"But I didn't get no Big Ass Fries!"

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 day ago

Let me blurt it out here, people: you are looking at your next president. And I am aware that, currently, by law, a non american can not be elected for office.

yet

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago

By law, neither can an insurrectionist, but here we are.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 10 points 23 hours ago

You are.

I'm outside the lines watching the circus burn, keeping my hopes up the audience notices it and get out while there is time.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 23 hours ago

They sewed the tent shut long ago.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 22 hours ago

Pocket knives can do miracles.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 23 hours ago

Not sure what you're trying to say here. I'm supporting your point that rules will be broken; they already have been.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 23 hours ago

Just trying to (more or less) clearly state, that although not being american, I am aware things are getting very bad over there and have the potential to get even worst, but I hope the people realize it in time to do something to turn it around.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 21 hours ago

Oh right, well I’m not American either. But I reckon this could have global implications and we’re all stuck on this little rock together (whatever Elon thinks about Mars).

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

Laws mean nothing any more. Both houses of Congress are Republican and the Supreme Court has several Trump supporters on it. No one with any power will stop him.

[-] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://www.gao.gov/

Creating a second department to do something there already is a department for so you can have funni name is peak efficiency.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

Sir, thats the government accountability agency.... thats the first one to be axed.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, this one's OFFFICIALLY non-governmental and just makes "suggestions". Because you can't just create new departments, nor get rid of them, without Congressional approval.

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[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Just gonna be years and years of crypto scams headed up by the Federal Govt.

We're gonna do an Argentina.

[-] fluckx@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Next up. We're renaming dollars to x-coin.

[-] Ixoid@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago

X-bucks, it scans better. Sorry not sorry.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 21 hours ago

No x-bucks is alimony

[-] pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works 136 points 1 day ago

...and slash regulations. I know this has always been their goal but damn. He doesn't even need anything more, he has almost everything money can buy, and he thought, "ok, I have to try to buy the government".

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago

This is beginning to sound a lot like Cyberpunk. Corporations act like governments while NUSA takes a backseat.

[-] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 28 points 1 day ago

Mike Pondsmith just extrapolated the trends he saw in the society - corporatism, drugs, plastic surgeries, stress, crime, prostitution. He just pushed these things to the extreme and put in scifi setting. This isn't just Trump thing, this is happening for decades now.

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[-] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 56 points 1 day ago

When you have this much money, the life is just a game

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[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago

The drug adled guy who caused Twitter to lose 85% of its value and to become a racist hate filled Russian propaganda machine?

This should be good.

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Xitter is worth as much as it was estimated before he paid an absurdly over market price for it but it won't matter because he got what he wanted out of it and will make all that money back by siding with fascism. So in reality, Xitter didn't lose any money, Elon just threw away a bunch of billions to make even more later and it worked. America chose this.

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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

Just bulldoze the whitehouse and erect a circus tent

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

Congratulations America. You put the reins of power in the hands of toddlers coming up with cool names for made up comic book superheroes.

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Unrelated, but can I block keywords on the desktop site, too? The less I see of this fucker the better

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[-] illi@lemm.ee 79 points 1 day ago

Wtf is up with this timeline?

[-] apemint@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago

We're in the one where Biff takes the Almanac back to the past.

[-] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 49 points 1 day ago

Makes even more sense when you realize Biff was based on Donald Trump!

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[-] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 day ago

I feel like I fell in a parallel universe with the dumbest possible timeline sometime in the mid 2010s

[-] CeruleanRuin 13 points 1 day ago

I'm old school. I felt it happen with Bush v Gore.

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

Being in a functional union was nice while it lasted.

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

50+% America, you'll get what you wanted. Also those who didn't vote will get what they deserve.

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Bureaucracy is good at one thing; making sure nothing slips by.

Elon wants deniability.

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