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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[-] pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works 141 points 1 month ago

...and slash regulations. I know this has always been their goal but damn. He doesn't even need anything more, he has almost everything money can buy, and he thought, "ok, I have to try to buy the government".

[-] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 59 points 1 month ago

When you have this much money, the life is just a game

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[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 month ago

This is beginning to sound a lot like Cyberpunk. Corporations act like governments while NUSA takes a backseat.

[-] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 30 points 1 month ago

Mike Pondsmith just extrapolated the trends he saw in the society - corporatism, drugs, plastic surgeries, stress, crime, prostitution. He just pushed these things to the extreme and put in scifi setting. This isn't just Trump thing, this is happening for decades now.

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[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago

The drug adled guy who caused Twitter to lose 85% of its value and to become a racist hate filled Russian propaganda machine?

This should be good.

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Xitter is worth as much as it was estimated before he paid an absurdly over market price for it but it won't matter because he got what he wanted out of it and will make all that money back by siding with fascism. So in reality, Xitter didn't lose any money, Elon just threw away a bunch of billions to make even more later and it worked. America chose this.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I think you give Musk WAY too much credit.

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I think you give the rest of America too much credit if you think a dumbass like him wouldn't get rewarded for his unhinged ruthlessness. The country is essentially a giant casino for billionaires at this point and Elon won by betting an absurd amount on red.

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[-] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://www.gao.gov/

Creating a second department to do something there already is a department for so you can have funni name is peak efficiency.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 1 month ago

And two heads instead of one? Peak efficiency!

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, this one's OFFFICIALLY non-governmental and just makes "suggestions". Because you can't just create new departments, nor get rid of them, without Congressional approval.

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[-] illi@lemm.ee 81 points 1 month ago

Wtf is up with this timeline?

[-] apemint@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

We're in the one where Biff takes the Almanac back to the past.

[-] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 49 points 1 month ago

Makes even more sense when you realize Biff was based on Donald Trump!

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

This feels more and more like a self-fulfilling prophecy of the worse kind

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[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

50+% America, you'll get what you wanted. Also those who didn't vote will get what they deserve.

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Since only somewhere around 65% of people voted and Trump got almost half the votes that means approximately 2/3rds of Americans are at least okay with having Trump as president and fascists in power.

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Being in a functional union was nice while it lasted.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Just bulldoze the whitehouse and erect a circus tent

[-] Loce@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

We're living in the Idiocracy. It's not the future, its now.

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[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Just gonna be years and years of crypto scams headed up by the Federal Govt.

We're gonna do an Argentina.

[-] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 month ago

I feel like I fell in a parallel universe with the dumbest possible timeline sometime in the mid 2010s

[-] CeruleanRuin 13 points 1 month ago

I'm old school. I felt it happen with Bush v Gore.

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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 month ago

Let me blurt it out here, people: you are looking at your next president. And I am aware that, currently, by law, a non american can not be elected for office.

yet

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 month ago

By law, neither can an insurrectionist, but here we are.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

You are.

I'm outside the lines watching the circus burn, keeping my hopes up the audience notices it and get out while there is time.

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[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Laws mean nothing any more. Both houses of Congress are Republican and the Supreme Court has several Trump supporters on it. No one with any power will stop him.

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 34 points 1 month ago

Are you fucking kidding me? The US is ruled by memes now. How long until they reach out to Scumbag Steve or Success Kid?

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[-] buzz86us@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Isn't this kinda a conflict of interest

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure having one or more conflicts of interest is a requirement for Republicans and their allies.

[-] demesisx@infosec.pub 12 points 1 month ago

Wait until you realize that it’s not just Republicans….

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[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Unrelated, but can I block keywords on the desktop site, too? The less I see of this fucker the better

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[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Someone do something to this fuck

[-] fluckx@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Next up. We're renaming dollars to x-coin.

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

Set the rivers on fire again!

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago

Congratulations America. You put the reins of power in the hands of toddlers coming up with cool names for made up comic book superheroes.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago

The man who's cars kill people, should be in charge of efficiency. Perfect. Everything goes so much better when massive numbers of people die. Melon Head Musk is such a waste of DNA.

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Hey, it's not only his cars that kill people, his assembly lines kill them too! And now he'll be in charge of all the assembly lines.

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago

How many senators or house members do we need to lobby to stop this?

More importantly, how do I get into a position to even begin attempting to lobby them?

Lobbying against the rich lobbying with more money to take down restrictions that will free up more money for them. Maybe I'm just a bit bleak about it all, but my pessimism can't see how it would work.

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[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

Kabosu didn't die for this

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

And "efficiency" directly translates to "maximizing human exploitation" for Elon. I mean holy crap what has the US elected themselves into?

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