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An image of Jackie Chan wearing a tuxedo with super imposed text on top and bottom: “quickly“ “name 3 things that aren’t Jackie Chan“
GROUCHO MARX, uh, THE 1973 PARIS PEACE ACCORDS, JACKIE CHA- FUCK!
Thank you so much, a classic
Nice
Wow, bonus that there is a legitimate reason for this. I just appreciated for once an assignment I could actually nail.
That was so funny.
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
FUCK
Jackie Coogan
Chan Marshall
Jackie Chan
F U C K !
An animated kung-fu martial artist monkey
A super cop
A chinese native that travels overseas to America and teams up with either Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker look-a-likes to save another Chinese native, generally a young woman.
Jet Lee, Michelle Yeoh, Stephen Chow?
Asian people are not things, Shannon!
Remember when he blatantly supported China's destruction of the Hong Kong people's rights?
No. Remind me please. Not doubting you, I also find it very easy to believe
In 2009, Chan questioned the idea of a free press and said that Chinese control was a positive thing.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/heres-why-jackie-chan-is-really-unpopular-in-hong-kong/
Damn homie bent tge knee huh
Is this image of Jackie Chan in a tuxedo from the movie The Tuxedo, featuring Jackie Chan?
Uhhh toothpaste. That's one.
Cheese grater
A Strom Thurmond filibuster
A weevil
Elefant, spaceships, tacos
THOSE RINGS SONIC DROPS ! THREE OF THEM
Bow tie, shirt, jacket.
Wacky Flan
Snacky Dan
Khaki Tan
Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats
Electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors
Potatoes, my house cat and the star of the hit action movie Rumble in the Bronx.
Wait, shit.
Jet Li
Bruce Lee
Pizza
Jackie Ch-FUCK!
Albania, muffins, the metric system.
Jade chan Grandpa “One more thing”
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Kung Fu
Tofu
Ramen
Not sure what it says about me, but I went with Oprah, Obama and Osama
The CCP! Oh, wait... Shit. I lose.
Phone, cardboard box, airplane
Cans, stans, fans; suck it.
Ugh.... It's hard!
A pot...
A spoon...
A TV...
It's like Jackie Chan stole my mind!
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