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[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 88 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like giving the non shit-hole states to Canada would make everyone happier.

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 weeks ago

Let's call it "Greater America"

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago

Greater Canada

[-] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago

In this timeline, Canada getting invaded is definitely on the bingo card. The future is absolutely going to shit.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

They've stopped asking if they should invade Mexico and have moved on to how much should they invade Mexico. This timeline is terrible

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Where would the US be without a perpetual war in a desert?

It’s basically a national tradition at this point.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago
[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

Or, dissolve the United States and create an EU like union of North American nation states in its place.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 3 weeks ago

I give it a year before red states beg to be part of a blue country. Most of them can't support themselves without money from other states.

[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 weeks ago

Something tells me the last thing diehard MAGAs want is another California.

I think Canada has started catching our cancer, unfortunately.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If someone told you that you currently pay $6,551 per person to receive completely covered full healthcare, and if you become a state your healthcare goes up to $12,555 per person and you will have to pay for your appointment, the first $5,000 before anything is covered and if the issue is bad enough you will pay the overhead. Also drugs prices are way higher, so get ready for those as well.

Would you vote for that?

those numbers are 2022 Canada/U.S. per capita costs for healthcare. Doesn't include the private sector costs added in for the U.S.

WAIT, that doctor isn't in your network, sorry.. you went to the wrong emergency room. I know you were unconscious but have fun sorting out which surgeons, MRIs, equipment, room fees, ambulance fees, personal trainers were covered.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ontarians and Albertans are already voting for Conservatives to dismantle their healthcare, and Canadians are about to vote in the furthest right Conservative federal government ever. As a wise man once said, people like Coldplay and voted for Hitler. You can't trust people.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I really must not know enough about Coldplay... Lol. Straight up there with Hitler... Shit. And here I just thought they played music like Coheed and Cambria. Then again I can't name any of their songs either.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Would you vote for that?

I'm afraid that's a trick question these days. I thought that was all pretty well handled up till this last election...

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Would you vote for that?

That all depends on what some hacky wannabe-comedian meathead douchebag says about it between ads on his podcast. /s

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[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, right wing crazy seems to be the United States number one export.

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[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago

Getting some strong Fallout vibes from this story.

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

What about Greenland? Don't let that dream die, Donny!

[-] poo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

The right is absolutely pissing its pants about this.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cost of new housing goes waaay up. Canada is lumber.

[-] whithom@discuss.online 14 points 3 weeks ago

That mexico threat doesn’t mean a war, but if you threaten another nato country, you’re gonna have your ass handed to you.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago

If the USA invaded Canada, Canada would not be able to defend itself. Thankfully that idea has been unthinkable for a long time, but as the USA goes fascist, climate change kicks in and the water starts to run out, I could see that changing one day.

[-] whithom@discuss.online 7 points 3 weeks ago

If the US attempted to invade another NATO country, the weight of NATO would come down. The US is not in a position to take over allied countries.

Mexico, on the other hand, would be like Russia invading Ukraine.

None of this is good for the people.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

What is the weight of NATO without the USA? Especially against the USA?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone's economy would collapse and we would all starve.

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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

All that snow and ice up there will melt, Canada will have plenty of water to hold over the US' head.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago

That's what I mean: the USA will be coming for Canada's water.

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That'll be a great first line for the history book chapter "Beginning of the Water Wars"

[-] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago

Trump would cut off his nose to spiderface.

[-] twistypencil@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ignore him, until he does anything

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Even so, it feels like Canada has to reconceive the purpose and scale of its military defenses. The USA can't be trusted to always be an ally.

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Definitely stop buying their weapon systems. Support EU and diversify

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[-] IamAnonymous@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fox News is saying that the tariff “threat” has made Canada and Mexico to act on stopping the illegal immigration happening at the borders and that’s how Trump gets the job done, even before he is in office. I have not fact checked so I don’t know how much of it is a coincidence and how much the Canadian and Mexican government are freaking out about drug and illegal immigration control.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mexico has already acted to reduce illegal immigrants entering the USA over its border by 76%, while Trump was lying about the problem being worse. None of it has anything to do with Trump, and he's just making effective cooperative action more difficult with his bluster and threats.

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexico-stick-with-policies-aimed-stopping-migrants-after-trump-win-2024-11-08/

Illegal immigration into the USA from Canada has increased but the numbers remain very small. Trump is lying when he claims it's a big problem.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/illegal-migration-canada-united-states-1.7320623

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Fox Entertainment doesn't know shit about the acts of Canada, Mexico's, or even the U.S. actions pertaining to drugs or immigration. Theyve proven it over and over. They just gargle whatever bullshit they get the most money for and try not to puke while word vomiting it at the populous.

[-] westyvw@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

The only truth would be that fox is changing the narrative. No matter what actually happens.

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh god, please dont give Danielle Smith any ideas

[-] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

They could take each province and make them states. Don't think that will work out for Republicans

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