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[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 49 points 1 year ago

Bastards, bitches and assholes.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Penn Jillette has some shit takes at times, but I feel like he landed on a good one when he was workshopping an inclusive greeting on his podcast:

"Welcome brothers, sisters and siblings to...."

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[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah, Kenji! (He's the one that popularized the phrase afaik, apologies if not)

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[-] ObiWahn@feddit.de 86 points 1 year ago

Oi cunts! Seems to fit everyone...

[-] twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Fails hard if you can't do an australian accent and you're speaking to an audience of women though

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Thats when ya go with "Sup Bitches"

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[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

"Sup Fuckers" is my go to.

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago

The south, interestingly enough, always got it right: “Y'all."

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

That's the singular. The plural is All y'all

[-] dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Nah, y'all is a small group. All y'all is a big group.

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[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

Sup fuckers and non-fuckers (ace inclusion is important)

Ladies, Gentlmen, and other androgynous creatures (odo)

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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago
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[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Not inclusive of the rich, so even better

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[-] Nima@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Sup dudes" is what I use. easier.

edit: if there's any confusion, always defer to the philosophy of Ed from Good Burger.

"I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cause we're all dudes! (hey!)"

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

Dudes, guys, and boiiii are gender neutral terms and that's a hill I'll die on

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 29 points 1 year ago

My manager says "hello kittys", that one is excellent because it weirds everyone out. Especially in a button-down corporate environment.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 1 year ago

"What up, dipshits?"

[-] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago

Fuys, gals and nonbinary pals

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes

[-] TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

For what it’s worth, I don’t think “girls, gays, and theys” was ever meant to be inclusive of everyone. It’d be more like replacing “the boys” in “I was just out with the boys”.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

pov I'm watching the ceo explain how "restructuring" 100 people out of their jobs is not layoffs because we're actually doing great financially

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[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
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[-] Getallen@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

Alrighty campers

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Esteemed comerades...

[-] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

You've violated the law!

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[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago
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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No brownie points for guessing my preference here. Flawless, indeed.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

What about brony points?

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[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I like the moderately-formal one from Dragonball Z Abridged: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Technicolor Rainbow In Between!

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[-] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Im a fan of "Team" in a business setting.

[-] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

If by fan you mean "my innards shrivel in disgust", then that makes two of us

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[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I learned one from a Tom Lehrer concert decades ago (I wasn't there -- it was a recording)

"As Malcolm X was fond of saying 'Good evening to my friends and enemies. I say that because I can't believe everyone here is my friend, and I don't want to exclude anyone'"

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I find "hello, fellow kids" is what keeps me in with the hep crowd.

[-] archonet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I like "ladies, boys, and ladyboys" myself, but I value comedy over being inoffensive.

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[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

"Alright you 'orrible lot!" has been my go-to. But I'm partial to "Hey Nooblets!"

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