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[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Magister@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft, Britain and France already have plenty of islands. No, it is only right that it goes to a country that has none. One that has no islands because it has no land at all any more. Only Yugoslavia has a rightful claim to Greenland. Greenland and Yugoslavia are even roughly the same shape, especially if you just include Albania into Yugoslavia for extra inter-Balkan diplomacy!

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[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Red, white and blue are like the most common country flag colours. USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, France, Russia, Netherlands, Chile, Cuba, Czechia, Iceland, Laos, Liberia, Luxembourg, North Korea etc. I'm sure you get the point. It seems like most countries aren't particularly creative or daring when it comes to flags. Almost like all the lions and eagles that you see in military or old timey flags and symbols.

[–] ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun Fact: Jamaica is the only country to not have red, white, or blue in its flag.

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Huh that's pretty cool. Definitely a fun fact!

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[–] sinedpick@awful.systems 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can you imagine being a Democrat congressperson who actually wants to do something useful for people and having to listen to this? I'd probably just resign.

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All resigning does is give them a greater margin to win votes by. We have several chances to win a tie or majority in the house and senate

Three house seats are up for special elections, two in florida and one in NY. If they all elect democrats, there will be a tie in the houde and any bill can be blocked.

Senate votes can be held without all members present, so making sure all democrat congress members always show up and always vote gives a good chance of blocking some bills

Also in 2026 will be the midterm and we can vote republican congressmembers out, as they only have a majority and not a supermajority.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 18 points 1 month ago

What I want to know is: what does the vote of a Republican Senator cost these days? Can we start GoFundMe campaigns to get some things changed in our preferred direction?

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine being a republican congressman and jerking off under your desk to this while giggling?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I thought this was just a meme

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When professional edgelords control the state, us mere shitposters can just watch in awe

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161/text

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to know why it's not "Trump Land."

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

Saving that for 2029.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

It really displays how those in US governance have astonishingly low IQs. Being run by evil moronic muppets.

[–] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is fantastic news! I didn't know that's where the world's supply of eggs was stored!

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can taste the lower prices!

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I think you could taste a little lower, while you're down there.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Walrus fat can be converted to gasoline. Winning!

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[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought we had more time until Idiocracy.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

They want to make it even dumber than Idiocracy.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Jesus fucking Christ

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I am against trying to acquire Greenland. However, I support this naming. If the USA is going to let something this moronic happen, we deserve to have this be a monument to our impotence and idiocy.

[–] brunacho@scribe.disroot.org 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] troybot@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not your buddy, friend!

[–] Docus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I’m not your friend, mate.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"...freest nation to ever exist..."

Fuckin lol

This guy must be choking on Trump's balls

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just find the zip code for his district.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is just more bullshit to distract from egg prices and Elon robbing all of us in a Superman 3 scheme.

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[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His voters. "Yuck yuck yuck! You go Buddy! Yeeeehaw! Now where's my disability check?"

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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm hoping the moronic posturing is just a front for evil.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well it's probably not his front, but yeah...

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I want to get off MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I'm seeing the name of the community, and I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an onion. It's that onion-y.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

One drugs please, doctor

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

They literally already told us to fuck off.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jabba-the-Orange is planning on acquiring Greenland by invasion. They have already dusted off the draft and notification of the next-of-kin plans

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[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just waiting for Mexico to rename usa to "Little Mexico"

[–] camus@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago
[–] scott@lem.free.as 4 points 1 month ago

The irony.

Russia is to the Ukraine as the USA is to Greenland/Denmark.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

it should be called "Blellowland"

Change my mind

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