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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 46 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Who runs the heat that high? In this economy?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This is the internet, the tweet could be from Australia or half a year old, or 10½ years from all we know

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or from a dog, who would indeed look silly in pants

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 months ago

On the internet, no one knows you're a dog

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Maybe they are just naturally warm. When I was younger you could feel the heat pouring off of me.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or live in an apartment and leech heat off of your neighbours

There have been at least a few times where I had to open a window up in the winter just because it was getting too warm just from it being an apartment lmao

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

I had a place like that. The landlord that owned the building was too tight to put up any kind of insulation so everyone on the ground floor had exorbitant heating bills, and I on the top floor had the windows open all the time.

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

10.5 hrs from all we know?

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Heat? The AC is running where I'm at.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

The heat in my apartment runs via osmosis.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I wear pajamas when im home and switch to "outside pants" if people come over

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Whys the heat gotta be high to have my pants off I got fuzzy blankets that feel good against my legs

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honey, you almost certainly don't look stupid in pants while at home, no matter what anybody or your brain tells you.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

I may not look stupid, but I feel stupid wearing clothes that are all tight and clothes-y instead of comfy stuff in my own home.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

This is why you keep pants by the door.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I think I'm the odd man out here, I'm always fully dressed at home. My wife never understands why I wear shoes in her house, but my feet are cold and I'm not going to buy another pair of shoes (slippers) when I already have shoes that are perfectly warm and comfortable.

[–] hinterlufer@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As a European, wearing outdoor shoes at home indoors feels gross and unhygienic.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

I feel the same as an American but while less common than in Europe or Asia, I think there are many households in America that still habitually remove their shoes at the door.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

As an American: yes.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

In German, slipper is Hausschuhe, literally “home-shoes”. I have two pairs of shoes, one for the exterior of the house, and one (my slippers) for the interior of the house, because my exterior-shoes are dirty with exterior-things, when my home-shoes stay clean. Cleanliness is the only reason I have slippers.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I know what you mean, but English, “exterior of the house” usually refers to the outside walls of the house. So I am imagining you walking around on the exterior walls of your home with your special wall walking shoes like Pipi Longstocking.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Again, my bad English makes others laugh, and that makes me happy :-).

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I don’t remember that Pipi Longstocking episode. Is that the one where she is possessed by the devil?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Sorry to tell you but your house floor is still dirty. With the flesh from your body, the debris from entropy dissolving your possessions, even with outside things like tyre dust and petrol fumes and pollen and evaporated dog piss. If your shoes are wiped to where they look clean, wearing them indoors isn't going to make much difference. And you should always assume every floor is dirty when you make a 5-second rule decision. Now excuse me, I gotta go swiff my floors.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Both sides the same, huh? Stepping in dog shit or someone’s spit outside is the same as stepping in dust from your own body inside?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

If you step in dogshit and don't clean it off immediately you're an ass. If you spit on the ground you're also an ass.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works -3 points 4 months ago

Oh and don't forget your shit particles expelled sideways with force because you closed the lid before flushing

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now excuse me, I gotta go swiff my floors.

With one tongue-in-cheek sentence you unraveled your point lol. The difference between the ground outside and the floor inside is that I regularly clean the floor inside while outdoors remains outdoors. I don't think people are wearing slippers so their floors will be perfectly sanitary and able to be eaten off of, it's so that you're not bringing in piles of dirt and nastiness every time you come inside. It helps keep your floors clean for longer and makes cleaning them easier.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

My point is that there's a big difference between coming inside with visually-clean shoes and "bringing piles of dirt and nastiness." I observed during COVID "lockdown" when I and my husband didn't leave our apartment at all because of his vulnerability, and there was absolutely no difference in the amount of grime I swept off our floors from the previous weeks. Nor has it increased now that we exit and re-enter. Neither my shoes nor his wheelchair tires are tracking in any measurable amount of additional dirt. What did make a difference was the Palisades Fire. We were on the eastern edge of the Warning Zone, upwind, and evacuated as a precaution, leaving our door and windows shut and HVAC off. We returned to find a thick layer of ash on our balcony and a thin dusting of ash throughout the indoors. So I maintain the outside gets in regardless. If you don't choose to take off your shoes, wipe your feet.

[–] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My house shoes don't have whatever I walked through in the rest station bathroom on them.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works -2 points 4 months ago

By the time I'm home the only thing left on my shoes is dust from the outside hallway

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and this is the reason why bird flu is gonna make you look ridiculous

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Changing shoes is not going to protect you from bird flu. It's respiratory like regular flu and COVID and RSV, all of which are why I KN95 up when going indoors around people away from home.

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago

so do I, but trailing in bird shit certainly doesn't help

[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't underestimate the comfort of slippers

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man's not stepping out of his crocs and socks

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Man needs house crocs then!

He can even keep the socks on when switching.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Bringing that public bathroom floor vibe to the living room. Noice.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Do you live in separate houses?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

A pair of house shoes is fantastic! My house shoes are light and slip on, with soft soles and easy to pop on and off for the couch, bed, etc. They are regular shoes too, not slippers.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

When my feet are cold, I sometimes put on socks

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is this the creator and star of Abbott Elementary? I’ve seen this before but never noticed who the poster is

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, the post probably predates the show though.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

My sincerest condolences.