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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 82 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Finally, a language where CamelCase feels natural

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 72 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Wofür steht 'wd'??? Wochendag oder wie??? GEFEUERT werden muss die Person!

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 42 points 4 weeks ago

Abor dor Klaus aus Leipzsch saacht das doch so…

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[–] rikudou 70 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, Excel does that, it always fascinated me. It was so weird writing =KDYŽ instead of =IF in Excel. Different times, I guess.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 12 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Does that get translated if someone else with a different language opens that file?

[–] rikudou 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No idea, but I would hope so.

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but it would be funny if you could just switch languages in the middle of your sheet, чтобы можно было начать на русском, continue in English,وانتهى باللغة العربية.

Tap for spoilerI hope that the built in translation in iOS can translate to Arabic well

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Don't worry, the arabic translation is correct

It's formal Arabic, as is expected of any translator

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The best part is that if your version of Excel is German, you can’t write =IF(). You have to use =FALLS().

It’s always fun to google a function and then the translation.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it's not FALLS() but WENN(), at least the last time I used Excel.

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[–] d_k_bo@feddit.org 68 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

https://github.com/michidk/rost

Aren't you müde from writing Rust programs in English? Do you like saying "scheiße" a lot? Would you like to try something different, in an exotic and funny-sounding language? Would you want to bring some German touch to your programs?

rost (German for Rust) is here to save your day, as it allows you to write Rust programs in German, using German keywords, German function names, German idioms.

[–] lily33@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago

Too bad that's based on macros. A full preprocessor could require that all keywords and names in each scope form a prefix code, and then allow us to freely concatenate them.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

PETA isn't going to like all those für loops

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[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 55 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously, fuck Excel for this. I always hate to look up function names in German.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 28 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Yes, I also hate it!

The Italian version of Excel had the brilliant idea of translating the MID() function into STRINGA.ESTRAI(), which means "extract string".

Seriously, what the fuck.

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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

At least the names are extremely self-documenting. Some of those German variable names are long enough they might even be self-aware!

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 32 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

A key reason English became the preeminent language of scientific and technical communication, and thus the source of keywords in programming languages, is because German (the other candidate) fell out of favour due to the two world wars. So, were it not for Prussian militarism, our programming languages may have instead been based on German (along with most scientific literature being in German).

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[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

My experience with German programming languages is with Siemens PLC's, since the programming language changes together with the IDE when you set the language to German. Looking at Structured Text / Instruction List having U (und) instead of A (and) operator and bunch of other things was interesting.

But IIRC there were also higher programming languages that are in other languages? Wasn't there one for arabic? Was this it: https://github.com/nasser/---/

[–] Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth 13 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

There's also Alef, which I thought was the only Arabic programming language 'till now.

Edit: after searching around, there seems to be lots of Arabic scripting and programming languages, most are discontinued:

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[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago

Of course.. even an Arabic programming language has a recursive acronym name

[–] kotg@lemmy.world 29 points 4 weeks ago

I am german and I feel physical pain reading this code

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 29 points 4 weeks ago

I want a programming language that supports German style composite words

Java

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 weeks ago (13 children)

French fucking Excel formulas is an abomination and needs to die.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Microsoft should be charged with war crimes for deciding to localize both Formulas AND keyboard shortcuts across the Office Suite.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

THIS SO MUCH THIS, LOCALIZED SHORTCUTS ARE PAINFUL, I CAN NOT FIND WAYS TO FULLY EXPRESS MY HATRED FOR THEM AS SOMEONE WHO HAD TO USE OFFICIE 365 IN PORTUGUESE also btw mnemonic shortcuts were a mistake

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm am immigrant in Brazil and have to deal with Portuguese excel almost everyday. At least I know my Python and only use excel to do simple things.

Edit: all my scripts end with pd.to_excel() tho

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[–] arschfidel@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

integer

Was soll der Quatsch denn heißen? Wer ist hier integer? Bei uns heißt das Ganzzahl, verdammt!!1!

*wütende Programmierergeräusche*

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[–] bzah@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I know there is a programming language called windev, all in French, just in case you want to suffer. I would except a good exception handling mechanism in a French base language.

An example from their website: ` TotalCA est un monétaire = CalculCAMoisEnCours()

SI TotalCA >= 1 250 000 ALORS LIB_Objectif= "Objectif dépassé !" LIB_Objectif.Couleur= VertFoncé

SINON SI TotalCA <= 200 000 ALORS LIB_Objectif= "Objectif non atteint" LIB_Objectif.Couleur= RougeClair FIN

FIN `

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

In college, we had to use Hungarian pseudocode. I still have PTSD from it, especially as the teacher was a psycho that had a meltdown every time her "how do you do fellow kids" moment terribly backfired, most infamously by putting Twilight references into a test (everybody audibly cringed reading the tests).

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Support your teachers trying to be fun, at least it shows they care enough to put in more effort.
Also I'm curious how she managed to slide in Twilight references of all things in a programming class lol

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

silently goes to German GitHub to learn German words

[–] Taewyth@jlai.lu 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want a programming language that supports German composite words.

My brother in Turing, that's just camel case.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I know this is a joke but it's still wild to me that programming languages aren't localised.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The VBA part of the meme is real, VBA is (was?) localized. Turns out it's a horrible idea: some keywords are badly translated, some are not translated at all. Googling localized error messages is useless, so you need to guess the original error message from the translation. Want to copy/paste a function from SO? Not so fast, you need to translate the keywords first! And the variable names as well while you're at it.

Ironically, you end up spending a lot of time on translation-related issues. I've worked on a french-VBA app, and it was a miserable experience (well, even more miserable than english VBA).

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 weeks ago

Want to make my job harder? Because that's how you make my job harder.

[–] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 12 points 4 weeks ago

I guess it would make it way more complicated to use other peoples code if that where the case.

[–] nebeker@programming.dev 7 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

Industrial controls equipment made by German companies can be programmed in English or German. You can also switch languages (German/English) at any time and the IDE switches over all the keywords.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You think that about math not being localized too?

[–] d_k_bo@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago

There are some local differences in math notation, e.g. . vs. , as a decimal separator, vs. × for multiplication, : vs ÷ for division et cetera.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Whoa, I was expecting just a light joke & was not prepared for this, lolwut.

I use VBA frequently, don't actually speak German, so I'll ofc try this. And none of my code was ever readable (weirdly lewd, but not fully making sense), so that's fine.

[–] pleasejustdie@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Make enough C macro definitions and you can certainly do that, I did my final project in my high school programming class in the 90's like that, made macros to simulate QBasic syntax and then just wrote it in basic, the end result is the macros converted everything into valid C++ and it compiled fine. Fortunately my teacher for that class was cool, and he was amused by it and since it compiled with no warnings and did what it was supposed to do, I got full marks for it.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 weeks ago

I'll just leave this here, "An Introduction to German for ABAP/4 Programmer" (SAP):

https://aix1.uottawa.ca/~weinberg/sap-germ.html

[–] ms5K8oWx@programming.dev 9 points 4 weeks ago

It's called java.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Why is main capitalized but not printf???

If they are trying to follow German rules where nouns are capitalized, I guess this explains why their version of int would be capitalized, but that’s super annoying. Maybe C# is based on this.

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

Oh? You want composit(ion)? Over inheritance maybe?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i will never forgive them for making the pointer type be T* instead of &T. most confusing thing ever.

don’t even get me started on C++ making T& the reference type and then making T&& be something other than the double reference type.

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