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[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 140 points 11 months ago

Dude wasted 4 days being angry and thinks he won.

[-] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago

IDK if it's a dude; girls will do some absolutely sociopathic shit to each other when they're crossed

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

A mean dude may try to kick your ass. A mean girl will try to ruin your life.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know, kind of sounds like they learned something and that's a win.

Sometimes indignation can lead to amazing things, somebody told me in 2000 that I couldn't make a 3D game for the web using 2D software and I felt so challenged and pissed-off I actually programmed a 3D rendering engine using that tool so I could make a virtua tennis style game playable on the web.

A world first out of spite.

Edit: In case anybody cares the tool was Macromedia Director which was a 2D raster authoring tool that you could use to make Shockwave games. And the feature that came out in (I think) patch 6.5 made 2D sprite skewing a thing which enabled me to make this!

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[-] Poayjay@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Imagine sitting through class presentations and some incel tries to bully a girl, badgering her with questions and a “this is common knowledge” attitude all because he is so fucked in the head he thought she was mocking him.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

"SHE SAID EVANGELION SUCKED! THIS IS FUCKING WAR!"

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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 months ago

Better than wasting years being angry about it wishing you did something at the time

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 10 months ago

You could just not do either

[-] suodrazah@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I prefer the third option.

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[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Also, they are still dwelling on it after leaving college. I guarantee that it didn't go down like they say and there's either embellishment going on or it's what they wished they would have done, but it never happened

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[-] rengoku2@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Getting her crying is satisfying enough.

Can totally understand that. Been preparing to destroy someone for 3 decades. The end will be glorious.

[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

If you're three decades into trying to destroy someone, and you haven't done anything yet, you're just lying to yourself.

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[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Learning is never a waste of time, even if it's for petty reasons like this. Not only does he get his revenge, he also now knows more about a topic he wouldn't learn about otherwise.

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

That's literally how you win.

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah, this is some "green text" bs.

[-] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The quote is also older than twitter.

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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

Something similar: knew a girl that was wrote her bio master and she was like "you're all below me", one day she asked me to read her work for spelling mistakes, took a week intensively researching the topic and made several remarks on wrong sources/ better sources, found data assignment mistakes and content errors and wrote a comprehensive critic to the work. I'm feeling kinda sorry for what I did, she never handed the work in & is now a single mom. I'm far from the only reason for it, but I think that it pushed her over the edge with the decision to give up her academic career for good. Ooopsie.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hey so you said :”she was like” but you didn’t really offer explicit acts about her behaviour confirming that’s really what she thought. It’s predictive text.

So did she really say you were below her or was that a feeling you get when you meet a confident person and determine this on your own because of feeling self conscious around that?

[-] Elivey@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Her "bio master" as in her Master's thesis? Why would she not have someone in her cohort read it? What happened with her PI? Were they just not checking in on her work at all? How could they get so far into a Master's that she's in the process of writing her thesis that you could find better sources in a week?

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Sounds like the above person was cohort. They didn’t really specify they weren’t just that she asked them. So there was probably a reason and she trusted them.

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[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Not quite efficient. I would have known better things to do during four days

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 25 points 11 months ago

Let's be honest, we've all done a lot less productive things back in college.

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Some say it happens occasionally after as well...

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Studying the topic of the class that you're enrolled in? such a wild concept.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Bro that's just learning without the extra steps

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[-] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

It's my turn to post this meme.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It's my turn to post this comment!

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[-] FatTony@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did they start clapping after she cried?

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago
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[-] EnderofGames@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Read through the comments, and still not sure if the title is a typo or a joke...

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