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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by amon@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 
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[–] her01n@programming.dev 65 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That depends. Does the keyboard on the thinkpad work?

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Laptops had so much class back then.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

@Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz You know which one that is?

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats the 701c, codenamed butterfly.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the butterfly keyboard not the garbage apple made

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

That would be the thread I was replying in, yes.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why? Unless you're avid about the Track point, you're going to have a USB mechanical attached.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Unless I have an external monitor, keyboard, and mouse, using an external keyboard with a laptop is a shitty experience for me. And if I’m at home and trying to get work done, I’m using my desktop PC.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Do people really use a secondary keyboard when laptops already have one? Generally attached to the screen and non-removable?

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have people at work that INSIST they need an external keyboard instead of the built in one.

I could understand if the laptop was off to the side or something. But they’ll just scoot the laptop back 6 inches then place the Apple Magic Keyboard exactly where the laptop was.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apple Magic Keyboard

There's no point then

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ha, I better not tell you about the Apple Keyboard I use with my Linux laptop then. Don’t like macOS much, but I love their flat keyboards.

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, and then I pair it with a very boring Dell mouse for extra style.

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[–] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

I do if I can raise the laptop up so that the screen is where it should be for good ergonomics.

I so strongly prefer the mechanical keyboard and trackball to the built-in gear that if I'm doing any serious typing, a keyboard and mouse are always attached.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Yes indeed! I use a QWERTY with international layout because I will not use an AZERTY keyboard ever again to do any sort of work. Fuck that noise.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they have a nub instead of a track pad, yes

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

But nubs are superior to trackpads!

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[–] amon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ThinkPad: has a thinklight
ipad: doesn't have a thinklight

thinkpad wins

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Spit your fax brother!

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The hardware is cool but iPad OS makes it very useless

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That greatly depends on what use you give it. I literally never cared for tablets but lately tried my SO's and found out they make great luxurious manga readers. Would still not buy one but wouldn't reject a free iPad.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on what kind of generation of MacBook that is. Intel-series? I'm leaning ThinkPad. M-series? It's gonna have to be the MacBook.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

that's an iPad

EDIT: it's M4

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Well, it's obviously not going to be the iPad that wins in that case

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A tablet versus laptop? I don’t get it. Apples to oranges.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depending on the Thinkpad model it could be Apples to IBMs

[–] amon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm making fun of the fact that no matter how powerful the processor they put in (probably faster than most laptops to this date) they cannot do simple things the Thinkpad can.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Not true at all. The iPad excels at simple things and will do them much better than an ancient Thinkpad. The iPad cannot do specialized or complex things.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Me, using a cheap old laptop that does exactly what I need instead of rebuying overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Who actually rebuys overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out? Clout chasers maybe, but not normal Apple users.

Up until very recently, only Apple had over 5 years of software support on their phones. With others you'd be lucky to get 3 on flagships and yet Apple had 6-7 years on some models. You could use your phone for 3 years, pass it on to a family member and they'd get to use it for another few years, while still getting updates. I'd argue that if you had a Samsung, you would've needed to update more often.

On the computer side they unfortunately do force regular users to upgrade after 6-7 years, which for that market is significantly less than anything running Linux. Of course if you know how to google it, you can get new OS updates for more like 10 if not 15 years. Still scummy. But nobody replaces them annually. Companies replace laptops at 3-4 years usually.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

that will outlast the apple product 100% guaranteed

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

The ipad would win if it had a usable OS.

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Shareni@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, it's an IBM ThinkPad, it is slow. Linux just makes it usable.

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

I lost my sense of perceiving slowiness after installing linux

[–] amon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

by specs alone

EDIT: the meme had some hyperbole involved to ridicule the ipad

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