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[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago
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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Either every single person who eats almond joys is in the comments or we're all being gaslit.

The correct answer is Twix btw.

[-] KiloGex@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. They aren't my favorite, but they're popular. Nobody else will eat the Almond Joy, so I can wait on those and just eat them when they're left over.

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

12 year old me: anything but the Almond Joy

39 year old me: Almond Joy

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[-] TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

100 Grand! Underrated candy bar.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I'll grab the bowl from that guy

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'll do ya one better, I'll grab this guy's guy

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[-] manual3204@iusearchlinux.fyi 22 points 1 year ago

It's refreshing to see other people like Almond Joy. There's dozens of us!

[-] Ghost33313@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

The problem I see though. Is that sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't. Yet I see no Mounds.

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[-] DNOS@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Sho@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] noxy@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago

Twix. The only candy with the cookie crisp.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago
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[-] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

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[-] polysics@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I'll take all the Almond Joy thank you. I know everyone else is going to leave them behind anyway.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Twix. It's all in the mix

[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The drugs in candy are getting out of hand

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago
[-] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Snickers

Most of those I haven't heard of, but that's because I'm an Aussie...

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[-] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

No Kit Kat? I guess a 100 Grand then

[-] realitista@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Reese's all day motherfuckers!!

[-] Vordimous@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Twix - maybe the 100 Grand.

[-] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I am always happy to get 100 Grand.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

The bucket!

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Definitely the Reese's. Chocolate and peanut butter are the two best flavor combos known.

[-] NixDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Have to go with the almond joy.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'll probably grab the bowl

Reese's for days motherfucker

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Where the FUCK is the coffee crisp‽

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[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] Klaymore@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

York or Almond Joy

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

there's only Left Twixes and as I have been conditioned by marketing I will get angry as a joke

[-] Sudomeapizza@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

You can have everything else, but you'll have to take the almond joys out of my cold dead hands if you want them!

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

where's my fucKING MILKY WAAAAYYYY

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

York, never get to eat them too often

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Half of these I've never heard of, so I'd try one of those out of curiosity. American candy?

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm digging through to find a Right Twix.

Left? Bleah.

[-] Gordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Snickers 100%

[-] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Got any 3 Musketeers?

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 5 points 1 year ago
[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Whichever one has the drugs in it.

On a serious note, I'll have any candy corn if you're looking to get rid of it

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

100 Grand, maybe a York if I'm in a real specific mood. The other options are for suckers.

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