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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

Hey, no farms, no food!

[–] Toes@ani.social 11 points 22 hours ago

Honest, this is not my car.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see you found Quentin Tarantino's car.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago

Right? Like, we get it. Farms are important. No need to shove it down our throats.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Sexuality is fine with me and all but some of these images are unapologetically pornographic and thats gotta be illegal to drive around in many places.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 1 day ago

The real-world equivalent of a typical fediverse account

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago
[–] theImpudentOne@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No farms, no hentai

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I feel like most social media is the online version of this.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Has anyone ever met a woman who was really into having her toes sucked? It's always dudes with this fetish

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Never went as far as wanting her toes sucked (openly) but my ex wished I had a foot fetish.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, but a lot of women are really into giving pleasure to their partners, whatever that might entail (within boundaries). So if a guy is really into feet and shows it, there's a decent chance his partner will get off on indulging his fetish. Plus, I assume foot fetishists give the best foot massages.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right, and I assume that's the vast majority of whatever women these guys are satisfying their fetishes with (aside from women paid for it).

But it's still odd the fetish itself is so overwhelmingly male.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really. I'd say that most fetishes heavily favor one gender or another.

[–] scintilla@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

The only one I've seen that has roughly equal distrobution is breeding and that's like biologically wired into most people.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where do you even get these bumper stickers? Is there that much demand for them?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not hard to make your own stickers if you have a printer. But also you can get pretty much anything you can think of off the internet.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s good they like feet so much since there’s going to be hundreds of them between this person and public places like schools.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

See, comments like this...

Yes, because having a visible sexual fetish deviating from normalcy makes them a child predator. Fuck off with these chud talking points.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

“Come on kids, we’re going to grandmas!”

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe he lost a bunch of bets?

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But, advertising usually works.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who said it isn't working?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have my doubts, but you're right, maybe it does.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Look up "polarizing" as a dating strategy. You don't have to attract everyone. Just the people who are into what you're into.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I suspect their performance is a disappointing and one-sided experience. Though, there would be at least one person out there that would be into being a part of...whatever this is.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Of course the glaring problem here is that its a ford. If it was an old volvo this would be completely acceptable behaviour.

[–] gon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

It's really funny imho

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This person has a mental illness, glad he is warning us.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kink shaming is the real mental illness.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Not shaming his kink, no, no. Just the fact that he thinks that everyone should know about it. Including children. You know because they will see this on the road.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago
[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The idea that anyone makes the sexual identity their whole personality is just bazaar, this is the same with all the people that give hate to LGBT+ people shit because they are straight and everyone should be.

And before people say well LGBT+ do it, they only did it for a movement, if they wernt oppressed they would have never needed this.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

their whole personality is just bazaar

Like a day trader?

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah I also find people that make their job their whole identity, I guess I wouldnt be as hard on those that took their hobby and turned it into a job. But even then I would think, you do anything else, you like to cook, read a book anything. I mean I have the tizm so I know about fixating but I can word vomit on many subjects not just the ones that I latched onto.

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

woosh my man

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'd argue that sexual expression is insanely repressed, and that celebrating it openly is more in line with the LGBTQ+ movement than you realize.

I mean, look at this thread. We have a majority upvoted comment calling this person mentally ill. Another insinuating that they're a child predator. Just for being willing to express a non-normative opinion on sexuality. That's not that different from the right-wing chuds calling trans people mentally ill as the modern stand-in for the r-slur, which in turn is a modern stand-in for "doing a socially unacceptable thing that I don't like and should be ashamed."

Personally, I think this person's choices are in poor taste. But I get it. I get why someone would want to do this in a world where they're constantly told they're strange and wrong for the way they're wired, so long as that wiring doesn't cause harm to others.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

By no means am I saying to repress all of that, but making it the only thing you are thats where I have issues. One sticker, maybe two I would be like I get it. His plate then also everything else, its all they think about or its all they want to be known for.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I dunno man, I hear foot fetish is the most common fetish ... or maybe that was a biased poll, I dunno