This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy

Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.

14 kids and no family.

Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America's sensitive information.

The important thing is that he's not batshit insane.

As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?

Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.

Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D

I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).

I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!

Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…

So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.

I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

It must be said again.

There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.

The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

That's kind of messed up

Elon needs to die for the good of the human race

Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.

dear saint luigi: please please please end musk. and as many of his acolytes as possible.

This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election

Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging

They way he treats his kids, he is building a legion to hunt him down

What. THE.

FUCK.

this has to be satire, there’s no way

We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.

I find it weird that he can be like that and still be alive. Does he bring security to absolutely everywhere he is?

When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.

Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!

Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.

Well now I'm starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!

A Nazi who thinks he's the Antichrist. What a fuckin world

A legion of children that hate him👍

If ever a man needed to be stripped of his power and influence

God and I thought the plot of the Fallout TV show was absurd with the "Bud's Buds" shit but it's literally real

What did I just read why does this dude exist