One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
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In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
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Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
NSFW tag, Jesus Christ dude
No. You must look upon his child.
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Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.
I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
We had three, and they all hate you.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
You're pregnant? OK. Good.
How far along are you? OK. Good.
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Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.
It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.
We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.
This American to JD Vance(and other Republicans): stop worrying so much about other people’s bedrooms, it’s the behavior of creeps and pervs.
But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
no breed!! ONLY preg!!
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.
He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?
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