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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago

A hangnail is more useful than AI.

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Is that a threat??

[–] lurker2718 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

[–] ora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 16 hours ago

A new set of knives?

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Or possibly ten thousand spoons.

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

But only if all they need is a knife.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Schizophren-AI

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

Snaaaaaake!!!!!

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

Why is gemini becoming GLADoS 😭

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions extremely clear, got them 6 sets of knives.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Based and AI-pilled

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

TF2 Pyro starter pack

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

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[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

... a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives...

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Philzlaus@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Bud Spencer: What does he have? Terence Hill: A postcard from Solingen.

https://youtu.be/ykzRAUBLo9g

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

[–] Audiotape@lemm.ee 122 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 87 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Big knives are up to something

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 1 day ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

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