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[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Green beans are technically fruits

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Even if those leaves were a fruit, they're not called greens. Some kinds of leaves are called that as a general term, but not the ones in the picture. He's wrong on so many levels!

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 hours ago

Is that what he was saying? That's what I was confused about. Those leaves are not greens. They are green, but still everything you said.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Orange, cherry, blackberry, etc.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure orange and cherry are named after the fruit, but Blackberry is true.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah it's inspired from the phone

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That tracks. Steve Jobs was known for his enjoyment of fruit, to a potentially problematic degree.

[–] GrilledCheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Dunno who that is but Tim Apple invented the computer and his ancestors invented the apple (in 196 AD) and just for the record if you think enjoying fruit is problematic you’re probably homophobic or something ¯\(ツ)/¯ iunno go away

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

One might ask Crayola.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Physicists might argue that, but black is a color linguistically and in common usage; I'd argue that since OP was generally speaking in a linguistic context, linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

Idk why, maybe because I'm a scientist, but this speaks to something in my soul

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The source for this is old reddit threads, so hardly authoritative, but supposedly the color orange was actually named after the food item.

[–] Denjin 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes indeed. Before we had "orange", and also "purple" everything was just "red" which is why we have red onions and red cabbage that are anything but red and several species of bird are called red despite being clearly orange coloured.

[–] Bytemite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Purple was sort of around. There was a dye derived by clams with a name that sounds like purple by the Phoenicians, Greeks, then Romans, and was more of a red-purple to red, but that eventually evolved into the word we use now. They also attributed it to the color of wine and of all things, the ocean.

Weirdly blue is a pretty rare color concept in the ancient world, and a number of cultures often just combined it with green, or vice versa. The closest to blue as a concept they usually got was indigo, another dye imported from India, and they'd dilute that into woad for a slightly lighter more pastel/ periwinkle blue (it wouldn't stick as well as true indigo though).

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And why orange haired people still have red hair.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes I learn something that makes me think, how the hell had I not figured that out sometime in the past half-century.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

For some reason, french has a specific term for orange/red hair that's quite old. So we don't have red haired people. I don't know if other languages share this.

[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (17 children)

I mean, orange was right there...

[–] NightFantom@slrpnk.net 125 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Which is a colour named after the fruit iirc

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 61 points 1 day ago

It is! We could use redcurrants, blackcurrants, and blackberries though

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[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] redsunrise@programming.dev 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

right on. this tweet is like saying "there's not a single country in africa that starts with the letter K." there obviously is, but it's targeting people who are knowledgable enough to know the answer but not intelligent enough to understand the point of the tweet.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cook_pass_babtridge@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

This is how you do engagement bait

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 22 hours ago

I’m already married.

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 day ago

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word "orange" came into English from the Old French "pomme d'orenge", which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yellow squash

[–] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Blackberries

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