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[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Am i the only person who is driven insane by the insinuation that WiFi is synonomous with 'having the internet'?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No. It's the Chromebook/iPad generation. I feel like they don't truly understand the Internet or computers. Having used Windows 98 and onward, my friends and I had to really learn to troubleshoot and learn the innards of the system. Nowadays, everyone is in a protective shell like Chrome OS, iOS or Android. It's all dumbed down now. Simplicity isn't always good imo

Edit: Windows was a gateway drug into Linux

[–] RepulsiveChicken270@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Then start plotting buy/sell points for bitcoin and GME (don't want to risk forgetting those over the next 15-25 years)

Ninjaedit: and real estate right after the 2008 crash

[–] Kinokoloko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ElAndvari@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kinokoloko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

50" inch screen, money green leather sofa

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Go online, just like I did back then. I've been online before the web. And it was more fun. And no ads.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I didn't go online when I first woke up. I often though would check see how my downloads did overnight. In 95 I was still using the local collage dial in.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At least, we had a leased line of 38400 bits per second for the whole department. ;-)

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

For a time around 1998-2000 I ran the internet connection for a multi county agency on one 56k dial up and squid proxy server. It worked and it worked pretty well. We did however love it when the local cable company finally rolled out two way cable internet.

[–] bmcgonag@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kurroth@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Apple, Amazon... Plenty of others to choose from that were considered joke stocks for some reason

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

I'll start a few websites, like facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com

Make them all federated sites right out of the gate

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅

Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

None of you said, "prevent 9/11." For shame.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a non american, this would have never crossed my mind

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[–] JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well now I'll be thinking all day on the thought experiment of how one could actually prevent it, assuming they're only a US citizen.

I guess you could send in an anonymous bomb threat on the morning for both towers, but that still wouldn't prevent the tragedy of all those onboard.

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[–] LitTheFox0@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago

Playing DOOM with the friend

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Ask that blonde for a date...

[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I'm from the future shouldn't be that hard.

That's 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago

1995? I'd play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.

If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.

it was way better back then.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I woke up

Then I went back to bed

Said I woke up

Then I went right back to bed

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Make coffee?

[–] Maeve@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

Use the bathroom.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Back to usenet.

[–] Doolbs@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

AOl, or the BBS's that I was a member of.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.

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