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[–] critical@reddthat.com 109 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

They're the hexagreatest!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Alright, as long as someone commented it!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Hecks a good cookies.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

ONE. That's how many cookies fit on that tray.

If you're feeling generous you could break off some sections of your one cookie for your friends.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What part would you share? The crispy outer edge, or soft chewy center?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The overcooked back half.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's so dear of you to assume I have friends. That cookie is all mine, sweetie.

[–] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone hexed those cookies

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The toppings are also cursed.

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[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

Sing the song!

🎶 Hexagons are the bestagons

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

This may be my favorite voronoi tesselation.

[–] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 25 points 2 months ago

Columnar basalt cookies

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago

Voronoi cookies!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This only happened because they laid them in rows of 5-4-5-4.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it happens when you pack the circles as densely as possible. If you place them in a grid, they will expand to a grid.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think that depends on the fiction between each item / cell, and the plane.

I think soap bubbles for example will always form hexagons.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bubbles can move freely once created, so they have more freedom than cookies that are stick in place. Thus, bubbles will look for optimal volume to boundary ratio with less constraints

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

me after discovering the voronoi node:

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wonder what the optimal packing of 17 hexagons looks like

[–] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I just woke up with my phone on this. My assumption is that remembering that optimal packing thing just caused me to pass out, presumably to protect myself.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does it haunt your dreams the same way it haunts mine?

[–] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Should the target area be square or should it also be a hexagon?

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I've legit been thinking about this since i posted the comment lol. I think the target area should probably be a minimal regular hexagon, but I honestly dont have the mathematical chops to figure it out myself or to know which would be more interesting.

Intuition tells me to either try to reduce the problem to like convex hull or figure out a reasonable way to generate random packings and just monte carlo it a few million times for a close to optimal solution. A reasonable way to generate random packings feels like it would be way harder to implement than it sounds

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

LOL you can see how the back is darker and has this curve. Oven not heating as it should

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

I don't think I've ever seen any household grade ovens really provide even heat, maybe if you use them with the rotating fan thing, but certainly not in standard mode. You need to spend the big bucks on professional kitchen grade stuff for that.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

could also be a shadow?

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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Annnnd now I’m baking cookies

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Close hexagonal packing. Rigid cylinders will approximate this as well.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Voronoi cookies!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That pan can fit 21 cookies

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It can clearly fit 2⁵ hexagonal cookies!

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[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Shame about all the pentagons there.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I love making chocolate chip cookies, and have refined my technique so a batch of dough fills my two baking sheets perfectly without them smooshing together. The two tricks are using a little more flour and baking soda than the recipe says, so they're a little fluffier and don't spread out so much, and consistent ball size.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I just fill the pan and use cookie cutters after they're baked.

I eat the scraps.

btw anyone know what the onset signs of diabetes is?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can also put the tray with cookies on it in the freezer, that can help keep them from spreading as much! Then throw it in the oven from frozen like. Or...firmed up like.

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Off to make some hexacookies. Who wants one?

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