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[–] critical@reddthat.com 108 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

They're the hexagreatest!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Alright, as long as someone commented it!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Hecks a good cookies.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

ONE. That's how many cookies fit on that tray.

If you're feeling generous you could break off some sections of your one cookie for your friends.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What part would you share? The crispy outer edge, or soft chewy center?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The overcooked back half.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's so dear of you to assume I have friends. That cookie is all mine, sweetie.

[–] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone hexed those cookies

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The toppings are also cursed.

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[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago

Sing the song!

🎶 Hexagons are the bestagons

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

This may be my favorite voronoi tesselation.

[–] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 24 points 1 week ago

Columnar basalt cookies

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

Voronoi cookies!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This only happened because they laid them in rows of 5-4-5-4.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, it happens when you pack the circles as densely as possible. If you place them in a grid, they will expand to a grid.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think that depends on the fiction between each item / cell, and the plane.

I think soap bubbles for example will always form hexagons.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bubbles can move freely once created, so they have more freedom than cookies that are stick in place. Thus, bubbles will look for optimal volume to boundary ratio with less constraints

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

Yes :) since the topic was coming back in another thread, I felt more explanation was nice

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[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wonder what the optimal packing of 17 hexagons looks like

[–] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I just woke up with my phone on this. My assumption is that remembering that optimal packing thing just caused me to pass out, presumably to protect myself.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it haunt your dreams the same way it haunts mine?

[–] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Should the target area be square or should it also be a hexagon?

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I've legit been thinking about this since i posted the comment lol. I think the target area should probably be a minimal regular hexagon, but I honestly dont have the mathematical chops to figure it out myself or to know which would be more interesting.

Intuition tells me to either try to reduce the problem to like convex hull or figure out a reasonable way to generate random packings and just monte carlo it a few million times for a close to optimal solution. A reasonable way to generate random packings feels like it would be way harder to implement than it sounds

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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

me after discovering the voronoi node:

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

LOL you can see how the back is darker and has this curve. Oven not heating as it should

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I don't think I've ever seen any household grade ovens really provide even heat, maybe if you use them with the rotating fan thing, but certainly not in standard mode. You need to spend the big bucks on professional kitchen grade stuff for that.

could also be a shadow?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

how do you know that's the back and not the side?

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

turn the tray halfway through cooking for god sake

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But when I do this all the cookies fall out

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

I think asking which axis would be the question

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I thought that was a shadow 😄

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But you can get gooey and crunchy in one batch 🤣

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Annnnd now I’m baking cookies

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Close hexagonal packing. Rigid cylinders will approximate this as well.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Voronoi cookies!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That pan can fit 21 cookies

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It can clearly fit 2⁵ hexagonal cookies!

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[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Shame about all the pentagons there.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I love making chocolate chip cookies, and have refined my technique so a batch of dough fills my two baking sheets perfectly without them smooshing together. The two tricks are using a little more flour and baking soda than the recipe says, so they're a little fluffier and don't spread out so much, and consistent ball size.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I just fill the pan and use cookie cutters after they're baked.

I eat the scraps.

btw anyone know what the onset signs of diabetes is?

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