That soda isn't nearly big enough.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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Double bearings! Sold!
But it has 360 degree wivel!
Where Is The Lie?
So because the guy has a burger and is fat, you think they represent an American?
I think this is more you trying to offend yourself.
Scalding hot take bud
A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
I think that's a pretty generous 200 lbs.
Yep it's so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.
I expected way more acne
on his face?
On his everywhere
Lol, that cup is legitimately so small...
All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!
I'll sit at a drive thru
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal, super sized
"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large
Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"
"There's room in the bag. Take it!"
"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"
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I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
My culture is not your costume.
Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?
...yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i'm 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger...
For free??
🦶😋
It's your lucky day.
what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, "what I wear in the summer almost every single second I'm at home"...
the ‘I’m too lazy to take the rest of my work close off’ look
Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american
Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
Crocs. Dirty crocs.
Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.
Hey, where'd they get a picture of me?!
At this point, they have pictures of all of us
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!
As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.
that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best
wrong that should be a milkshake
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