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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 119 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.

[–] EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

gotta bring this up every time i see these

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

500 cigs at once and you’re worried about inhaling a little plastic?

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

This goes hard af

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[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, Scott's dead, didn't have time for regrets

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I count 464

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago

Mentlegen…

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Any % cancer speedrun

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.

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[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Lung cancer any% speed run

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could human lungs even draw that many in?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Only one way to find out!

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I just smoke one time a year but it nearly kills me.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could someone post the STL file?

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Cancer speedrun.

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

"500 cigarettes"

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It’s 20*6 cigs so 120 to lung. I’ve smoked 40-60 before stopping

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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