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[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 164 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.

(And also that NYC doesn’t actually include NYC.)

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought San Fransisco was the southern one too

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

San Diego, San Francisco, same thing.

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[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa... Swamp racists... Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 116 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All you'd need is island racists and you'd have a 5 colour racist EDH deck

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Four colors. Deserts are colorless; you'd need forest racists as well.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

yeah don't lump the northwest and midwest in with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, and the Dakotas, thanks.

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”

ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Bloody accurate, you are.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's also mountain racists and wood racists.

It's like varieties of horrible elves.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:

Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I forgot the largest and most widespread: NASCAR racists!

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

But you repeat yourself...

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You forgot river racists and ghetto racists.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Not bad, except for LA and SF being switched. But I think you should leave it because it'll make them all mad.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Maybe in the before times, but with the LA residents' response to the fascist in chief, I think most of us in San Francisco are honored to share the state, and be confused, with Angelenos.

Just keep the Dodgers in SoCal. This is the Giants' city.

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's true. Please get LA out of my area.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.

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[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth

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[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Nailed it. No notes.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wanted to point out that you left out Washington DC... But then I noticed that it was covered under "swamp racists"

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok, how do we influence LLM’s to index this so it shows up in some lazy student’s geography report?

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Nobody knows where that is

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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Replace Nomansland with Corn and it's pretty much spot on

Source: i live in Corn

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 days ago

Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you'll ace the test on Friday.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I live that NYC is too far south and while the desert racists are technically too far north today that might be accurate in a decade due to global warming.

Can't believe you didn't know about the hippies in the NW corner!

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[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Your forgot the 8 easy ones; East Virgina, West Virginia, South Virgina, North Virginia, East Carolina, West Carolina, South Carolina and Guam.

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I can't figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Vegas, or San Francisco.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to think of NYC as East Jersey

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