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White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White says
(www.independent.co.uk)
Very nice.
How about those Epstein files?
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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This should be something to help take his mind off those for awhile.
10 years back this would've been a sketch on SNL.
you mean just before the trump run for presidency?
It took a lot less time for Idiocracy to come to fruition than I expected. What a fucking clown show.
America is stupid
Actual idiocracy with a mental illness epidemic.
Don't forget all the fascism.
And the fox news. Hey rest of the english-speaking world, notice your right wing media getting bigger?
what a coincidence
The fascism is a symptom of the mental illness; narcissism and empathetic deficiency coupled with stupidity.
Try living here. It's like being trapped in a trashy micro-budget reality TV show about a demented pedophile turning the entire country into the most embarrassing laughingstock on the planet and the smoothed-brained dipshits who love him for it.
It is the Century of American Humiliation. At least I hope it only lasts a century.
Yup.
A nation of dimwits and losers.
And we're going to find out what happens to stupid countries over the next few years.
Can we buy advertising space on the canvas?
How much would it cost to have Release the Epstein Files all over the octagon?
The White Trash House. I bet they'll pull out couches on the lawn to watch it.
I don't think Vance pulls out.
Ah, yes, I forgot. Probably the only reason they haven't put their couches on the lawn yet, is that they don't want the public to see JD fucking them.
Already done in the movie “Idiocracy” which seems to have done a solid job of predicting the future.
Arrest this orange prick, how much more will Americans lay down and take as this traitor rapes our children, women, and country?! Fuck this ruZZian piece of garbage named trump!
Trump needs to stand before the judges at Nuremberg, and that's honestly being kind to him
Is it going to be a death match between Trump and Biden? I'd pay to watch that.
I’d rather see Trump vs Putin. Make it a fight to the death. Would be nice to get rid of atleast 1 of them.
That fight would end up with trump's face permanently stuck around putin's crotch.
Putin was a Judo champion 30 years ago. I betting on him to win that one.
Kind of? It’s like Tate’s”World Championship” title in kickboxing in that “the world” was not actually the world
Even someone who won a local championship 40 years ago would likely win against Trump though, especially if they are forced to play by the rules.
Only if the winner also dies.
Can’t wait for the Gathering of the Juggalos in the rose garden.
Nah, Violent J endorsed Harris.
They'll do a knockoff Gathering, but with KISS fans, because Gene Simmons is a POS.
He is, but I think after trump dissed him he isn’t as big of a trumper as before.
Rose garden was paved over, remember?
Way to keep it classy Orangetard
Don’t engage in ableism while calling out Trump’s classlessness please.
I hope everyone involved in this dies screaming. In minecraft.
Two Sweaty men GRABBING each other? That's ILLEGAL according to Mike Lee's Pornography bill!
That’s what I am saying…
Do you think women in attendance will have to wear burqas or is that not coming down the pipe until next year?
Are we finally getting the Musk v. Zuckerberg fight we were promised so long ago?
The man had had money, high class peers, and has traveled the world his whole life. How is he more white trash than the Trailer Park Boys?
Time for James Cameron to raise the bar.
Who cares about a stupid publicity stunt pfff
Two men enter, one man leaves!
Wouldn’t this be considered “illegal” under new bills?!
Make a wish kid vibes.