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[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry that a former rapper and gang-banger had to explain the concept of adoption to his grand-kid. Must have been traumatizing.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago
[–] frenchfryenjoyer 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I saw the video and he's like "I can't explain that" I mean.. there's time dilation and other, weirder stuff in the film, that didn't bother him? lol

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 7 points 2 days ago

"Adoption". It's not that fucking hard Snoop!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I can't explain that

Two people.lovr each other, the end

[–] DerdWurst@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Papa snoop. Why are there bitches in the living room getting it on?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 3 days ago (6 children)

If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If homophobia surprises you then you haven’t listened to rap music of his era.

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[–] darcranium123@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Snoop Dogg sold out and lost his street cred in like 2005

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I hate this argument. "You people can't exist in public because I might have to talk to my stupid kids".

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

No.

you people can't exist in public or stories because i made my kids stupid bigots, and seeing you might make them question that and make q lot more work for me if i want them to be as stupid and bigoted as i am

I know this, because my grandma said this shit to me about literally this asshole. He made my shitty racist grandma half correct about her shitty racism.

Edit: Fuck him with a three foot wide strap on that needs to be worn by two women who are making out in front of his grandkid.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago

Oh no, I had to talk to my kids. The horror.

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 21 points 2 days ago

movie literally talks of time distortions

kids would be confused about a kiss

Sure

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

the first sign was him chilling with trump and right wingers. he smoked so much weed it damaged his brain.

[–] III@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Or... he's rich. Might have something to do with that.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is this the same guy?

People don't become rich and famous by challenging hegemony and uplifting the oppressed.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 days ago (3 children)

MF was convincted for murder, but a 5 year old asking questions is too much?

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I've known quite a few older people who were lifetime pot smokers. They all ended up just a little fucked in the head. So much so I quit. Its a myth that pot makes you creative. I figured out how to be chill without it and the ideas I have now really work. While some people I know in my age group who still lean into it are not able to figure out or see the simplest of solutions. Its noticeable and I wish there was some way to study the long term cognitive decline of lifetime smokers. Dude can't explain how love is love. That its a personal choice everyone gets to make. Sounds like he doesn't want those kids to be free but be some version he has to approve of.

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[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 209 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"well baby snoop it's called adoption" as if they'd have a problem explaining little orphan Annie or Stuart little or any number of adopted children

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you're a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.

Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.

I mean, I've had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.

But thank fucking god that in my family's weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.

Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you'd be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.

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[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 125 points 3 days ago (27 children)

Yes, a cartoon lesbian couple is highly inappropriate for the grandson of a drug huffing, ho banging gangster.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 159 points 3 days ago (5 children)

So your grandson has an understanding on the biology of reproduction, but is stumped by the idea of adoption? I think the kid might be dumb, big chief.

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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It's wild to me that someone who got rich selling songs to teens about fucking bitches, selling drugs and killing cops could keep a straight have (edit: face! Straight face!) while saying he's offended about anything.

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[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Snoop instantly pushed away the guy holding the coke plate, he shoved off the three women deep throating him, to take a last deep hit from his blunt to scream "hey this is not appropriate for children!"

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Its reallly funny watching this dude who put his name on multiple porn movies featuring copious amounts of lesbian sex clutch his pearls over a depiction of a lesbian couple in a children's movie.

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[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Papa snoop took his grandchild to the cinema to nake him shut the fuck up, and instead, it asks questions!

[–] SwimmingInTheeStars@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

“They probably adopted.” Not that hard.

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[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Snoop turned into a fucking pussy.

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[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 97 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Upvoting for awareness of what a snowflake Snoop is and in the hopes we can get past the “awww he and Martha Stewart are best buds” era.

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