What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2025
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What is the charge?! ~~Eating~~ Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn't put alcohol up my ass.
Get your hands off my ~~penis~~ anus!
Get your hands off my spring roll!
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
Lest I checked, this was a free country
Literally 1984
Yes that's how many I've gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I'm not a freak).
First they came for the spring rolls...
Then I came for the spring rolls
And I said "Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!"
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
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Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
Too late, please advise.
mmm i need lumpia
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it's fine. It's digestible so you'll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
I mean... I'm trying to be snarky, but I'm finding it hard to argue that it's bad advice.
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With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
I'm a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn't be boofing fenceposts either, but I'll wait until there's a consensus on that, I think.
I can do whatever I want >:(
The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that's ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that's still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you're worrying about whether your boyfriend's penis has a flared base and you can't find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you're in the clear.
If you're worried that this advice doesn't apply simply because you don't have a boyfriend, there's an app for that.
i thought it was that the only thing you should put in your ear was your anus so you could hear the brass section
edit: also get pink ear, can't forget about that
Where else am I supposed to store them?
Somebody else's buthole,
Health and safety gone mad
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