Microblog Memes

Calling a person that literally got a hole shot through them a "man of steel" has to be the most perfect microcosm of Fox's entire reporting style, lmao.

"Compelling evidence of XYZ actually PROOF of Not-XYZ upon closer inspection"

Obviously the guy was so full of hardened shit that the bullet just couldn't find its way out.

Holy shit these people are insane

Like actually insane and unreasonable

The doctor added that Kirk’s "bone was so healthy and the density was so so impressive that he’s like the man of steel. It should have just gone through and through. It likely would have killed those standing behind him too."

Do people really believe these fairy tales? It's the same absurd rhetoric they use regarding Trump. Reminds me of the rhetoric North Korea uses about Kim Jong Un

God made sure only Charlie Kirk was killed. It's as if God smote Charlie in the middle of a crowd, in the middle of saying hate, and spared the onlookers.

Yeah, I don't think that's a good thing for fans of Charlie.

I bet the bullet hit his spine. Hence the immediately floppy dead. As opposed to being due to the blood loss.

He was dense

I think it's much more likely that the governmnet lied about the caliber of the bullet than this guy's neck stopped a 30-06.

as someone on twitter said: "atheist teenagers wish they could be half as blasphemous as american believers"

they are going to try and make him a fuckin Saint? I wonder which white nationalist religious wacko will try to have him canonized ....

That's not what happened in the video I watched, in the og version he was all like gurkgurlgurlk dead af. Soft baby neck bitch got throat fucked gooood, and he was always shitting on gays it's so ironic.

There was no one behind him and the shooter took one shot, how would someone else have been killed?

Maybe more fascists can perform the same miracle. We should absolutely try all of them.

He's so brave for checks notes getting shot, and not dodging the bullet, lest someone behind him get hit.

Well we all saw a man turned into a fountain.

If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is.

What does this say about the Trump assassination attempt where that firefighter was killed?

Well at least his corpse was good for something

A guy who knows him said a doctor said he had a bulletproof neck? And this is national-level news to publish?

of course his neck was super thick, how else could it support that massive dome?

LEAD BULLETS CAN'T MELT STEEL PEOPLE

uhh...I have the video. That thing absolutely came out the other side...explosively.

Yeah you know.. If you're bragging about your gods miracles, maybe you should make sure that the miracle performed at least better than a bullet proof vest?

Like, literally, humans have a better track record at stopping bullets BEFORE THEY GO INSIDE YOUR BODY than your god who could only be arsed to stop said bullet on its way out...

In all seriousness though, this is perfectly normal. Depending on bullet weight, speed, distance it traveled, materials it has hit on its way in, materials it has hit inside, it might leave the body, stay inside, maybe hit a bone and change trajectory completely, etc.

Nothing miraculous to see here

Wow that's actually a real tweet. That is fuckin crazy.

They misspelled holey

Maybe if his supporter sucked each others dicks this hard while he was alive, maybe they wouldn't have been so miserable now he is gone.

They are just salty about the Saint Luigi memes

It's like super man because like a comic book, this narrative is likely fiction.

It's worth looking into at least at a superficial level what 30.06 cartridge does to humanoid test dummies. It's practically impossible that Kirk was hit by a 30.06 round without complete painting that entire tent red.

I encourage every Republican to get a .22 and try this on their head. I have faith in their ability to stop the bullet from exiting their skull.

There wasn't even anyone standing behind him he was on a stage, standing between two other people but there was no one behind him.