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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 115 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta admit, it takes some balls to mansplain Christianity to the Pope.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Catholicism IS Christianity.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong, only Gnostics are real Christians, demiurge stans don't count

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

Why do people say catholics aren't Christian? I've heard it a few times, it's baffling.

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Blue checkmark detected, opinion ignored

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think all of Twitter is probably better to ignore?

[–] FalseTautology@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm, been doing it since forever.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't want to do this, but I've had enough; I'm calling the lads:

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet he didn't see that coming.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Their two, two weapons...

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Too bad the stats on the responder got cropped.

If the pope got ratio'd by some guy mansplaining the bible to him, Christianity would have another schism

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

I did not have the rise of Austinism and a catholic crusade against (what I assume is) the US in my bingo card for late 2025.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, now we have evangelic christianity flavor #4743907, the other billion sects are going to be so mad there's a new kid on the block

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

The online sewer aka twitter

[–] Klear@quokk.au 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't help but read the pope's text in the voice of Dagoth Ur.

Come, Nerevar, come and return to the Heart 🎵

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

oh oh oh ohhh

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm honestly not sure what Mr Pope was trying to say there.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 70 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Acting with compassion will improve life for everybody."

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Your version is definitely more succinct.

[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Blows my mind that half of the USA think compassion is woke and to be avoided

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s not like they changed, they were already like this. We need to shame people about this more

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is by design; it's difficult to demonize "the others" if you have even a drop of compassion.

[–] Varying9125@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

its pretty bad grammatically. maybe he had one too many Jesus wines.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

he's american

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

That you have to have a heart. You have to believe in things, and see right from wrong

We're losing that as a species. Laws aren't a replacement for morality, but they're treated like it

There's no set of laws that could save us from global warming or bring the local community together. But these are very necessary things

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Psycho fucking evangelicals

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Full submission and obedience > true freedom

Makes sense to me

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

True freedom is achieved when the others have submitted to you.

Golden dragon text, Jesus trump. 1-2

[–] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Holy fuck, thats even worse that I imagined. Most places I'd seen that just cropped to just the first line of the reply, delightfully skipping all of the "sin of empathy" heresy.

As depicted in the gospels, when Jesus was asked what the most important part of the law was our Lord And Savior literally said "love.".

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+12%3A30-31&version=NIV

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought his comment on the heart was just some made up bs. Turns out no, it's not. It's an old testament verse, but still in the Bible. As an aside, why do the evangelicals love the old testament so much? Is it because it gives more of a right to be judgy?

Jeremiah 17:9 NIV - The heart is deceitful above all things - Bible Gateway

From a skeptical translation point of view, I want to know if the word heart means the same thing today as it did then.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

The old testament is literally just there for context.

I had to learn that for myself because I wasn't taught it while a baptist. I learned that as an atheist! Its just Tue new testament that matters.

[–] Persi@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

From a skeptical translation point of view, I want to know if the word heart means the same thing today as it did then.

I'm sure that part is mostly accurate, but I think it's talking about other people's hearts, rather than one's own.

In context, it's trying to make a point about how one should trust god above men, because there's no way for one to know how another person truly feels (but in theory god can).

You'd have to ask a theologian for an actual answer.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

So if you are a true Catholic you have to take the word of the Pope as the word of God. Catholics who disagree with the pope are hypocrites.

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The sub is clearly a protestants, so the Pope has no power to excommunicate

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, I thought the joke was that the guy was catholic and openly disagreeing with the pope

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I love watching crazy people fight

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

In what manner did he reject it?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's like a daisy chain in the back of the short bus.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah Pope said funny stuff like "locus of free freedom", whatever that is. But most "a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal and communal style of life... like ome on

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world -5 points 2 weeks ago

“Return to the heart” is just code for giving the alter boys prostate exams eh